Alex's World: A Wayne's World Parody

(Shrine to Ghaleon)

Alex&Nall: We got 5000s! We got 5000s!

Mia: Alex, come here!

Alex: What?

Mia: I just found out about the show. I love you man!

Alex: And I love you too Mia.

Mia: No you don't. I love you man! (hugs him)

Alex: Nall! Mia has somehting to tell you.

Nall: Yeah?

Mia: I love you man!

Nall: Thanks.

Ghal: (talking to Luna) You have a very interesting look.

Luna: Uh huh.

Ghal: I'm not trying to pick up on you or anything.

Luna: Good thing.

Ghal: I'm producing a show in Vane, and I need a live band. Here's my card. Is there a place I can reach you?

Luna: I'll call you.

Alex: Hi Luna. You wanna go somewhere and talk?

Luna: Sure.

Lily: Nall.

Nall: No.

Lily: Hehe, you're funny. You're Alex's best friend, what should I do about him?

Nall: Get over it, got out with someone else.

Lily: Get over it, go out with someone else, yeah. Thanks Nall. (pulls Lord Otakon out of a crowd)

(on the roof)

Luna: Who's this Ghaleon guy?

Alex: He's going to produce Alex's World. He's a great guy, way ahead of his time. Luna, I want to tell you something.

Luna: What?

Alex: Ouyay ooklay ettypay.

Luna: Alex! That's amazing, you told me I look pretty in piglatin. Anday ouyay areay a ervay andsomeay anmay.

Alex: Owslay, I'may illstay earninglay.

Lily: Hi, Alex. (Lily and Otakon start, how shall I put this, "Gettin' Jiggy wit it" Is that effective?)

Luna: Owhay atthay?

Alex: Ymay ex-girlfrienday.

Luna: Icenay egslay, utbay onay elfsay esstemay.

Alex: Inay ayway Iay eelfay artialpay easponsilbleray orfay erhay elfsay ullifingnay attituday.

Luna: Avehay ouyay oldtay erhay owhay ouyay eelfay aboutay erhay?

Alex: Iay avehay ademay elfmysay earclay atthay iay on'tday antway erhay. (thinking) But if I completely blow her off, and tell her to get bent I'll feel guilty later. Besides, she's a psycho hose beast.

Luna: Atthay isay eryvay unnyfay, utbay abelinglay eoplepay ancay ebay eryvay angerousday.

Alex: Iay inkthay itay asway Ippergardkay oray Ickday Anvay Attonpay owhay aidsay "Ouyay abellay emay, ouyay egatenay emay."

Luna: You make me laugh!

Lily: Te he he he. (Lily and Otakon fall through the skylight and land on Kyle who is desperately trying to keep his lunch down.) Ooops.

(on the hill overlooking Burg's airport)

Nall: I'd like to boldly go where no man has one before, but I think I'll just stay in Burg. What are you thinking about?

Alex: Luna. She's a fox. In France she would be called le fox, and be hunted with only her cunning to protect her. She's a mega-babe.

Nall: If she were president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln. Alex?

Alex: Yeah?

Nall: Did you ever find Ruby the Red dragon attractive?

Alex: No, but that's just because you're both flying cats.

Nall: Am not!

Alex: (hears a plane about to land) Keep looking up! (the plane passes over)

Alex&Nall: Ahhhhhhhh!

(Alex and Luna are in the Myrth Moble)

Alex: Luna, I must say, you look excellent.

Luna: Thank you.

Alex: (singing TSS theme song) Kiss me my love then go, the time for battle has returned again.

Luna: What?

Alex: Sorry, it was the last song I heard before I left the house. Fighting through the darkness, all is evil. Still we must press on. (Luna joins in) Friendship forged in battle, watch your backs now. Take heed. (they stop singing) I'm gonna put on some tunes. (hits play on CD player)

Luna: When did you get that?

Alex: When we got the money.

(at a game retailers)

Alex: (pointing at SSS poster) There it is.

Luna: Lunar: The Silver Star Story Comlplete.

Alex: Post CDX bliss.

Luna: Originally released in 1992 by Working Desings. Spawned sequels: Eternal Blue, and Magic School. Translated from the Japanese text.

Alex: I love this woman. Now where is some one who can help us?

Neo~Ghaleon: Can I help you? Oh, hey Alex. Want another demo disc? You've got 12, but what's another one?

Alex: 13, and I have recieved word that you got an early shipment of SSS. I would like to see it.

(Nall's playing pinball. He's in the zone, and racking up points. The tilt sign flashes)

Kato: You're amazing.

Nall: Thanks, I like to play.

Alex: I wonder if this game has the Lemina Bug too. (Neo~Ghaleon rips SSS away from Alex, and points to a sign on the wall) No Dark Scimitaring? Denied!

Neo~Gahleon: Can I put it back now Alex?

Alex: Not today, my good man. I'm feeling saucy. Do you accept cash? Chicing!

(Evil_C's donuts)

Ramus: Why so glum, Rae?

Rae: I just got paid today.

Ramus: Oh, gee, know what that's like.

Rae: No, I got my pink slip. They laid me off. You know what I'd like to do...

Ramus: Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You like to find the man who did it, rip his still beating heart out, and eat it.

Rae: Actually, I was thinking about filing a grievence with the union.

Ramus: It's a sick world.

Tempest: (Sitting down with Luna and Alex) Hi guys! (sees Fresca) There she is.

Luna: Why don't you go talk to her?

Tempest: Every time I look at her, I feel like I'm gonna barf.

Alex: Tempest, I say barf. If you hurl, and she comes back, she's yours. But if you blow chunks and she blots, it was never meant to be.

Tempest: I don't know. I want to be comfortable with me first.

(Tempest's fantasy. The Hendrix song "Foxy Lady" is playing)

Tempest: Foxy! Foxy! You know you are killer-heart-breaker. Foxy! And you know you are sweet little love-maker. Foxy! Here I come babe, comin' to get ya!

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