(Vane TV studio)
Xeno: Mia's job will be giving the actors their hand cues.
Alex: Excuse me, Xenobia. I believe I requested the hand job.
Xeno: (counting back from five using her fingers)5...4...3... finishes the count without talking, only using her fingers)
Nash: You didn't say 2 or 1.
Xeno: You don't say 2 or 1.
Mia: Why not?
Xeno: You just don't. Let's try it together.
All: 5...4...3...(so on to one)
Xeno: Good, let's go down to the set.
Nall: (Looking at the set) We're looking down on Alex's house, but it's not Alex's house. Isn't that weird?
Alex: Nall, that was a haiku.
Ghal: (talking to Xenobia on the phone from his office) Mel wants to come down and watch the rehersal.
Xeno: (Alex and Nall are goofing around behind her) Now is really not a good time. (grabs a headset from Nall) Give me that!
(Ghaleon's office)
Ghal: Good, we'll be right down. (hangs up the phone) We're going down to the studio to watch the rehersal.
Lemia: That's where all the magic happens.
Ghal: Have you worked in TV?
Lemia: NO, but I watch alot of it.
Ghal: I bet you do, you're creative.
Mel: She's the one who thought of the name Mel's Arcade.
Lemia: I just opened my mouth and out if came.
(Vane TV studio)
Xeno: Send down the blue screen.
Mia: (Alex and Nall are on camera and counting with her) 5...4...3...
Xeno: Alex and Nall you can't count with her.
Mia: 5...4...3...
Xeno: You're nodding. You guys can't nod.
Mia: 5...4...3...
Alex: Okay, we have a new feature on Alex's World. This blue screen can take us anywhere on Lunar.
Nall: Like Meribia. Hey I'm in Meribia. (picture of Meribia appears on the screen)
Mel: These two goofs are Alex and Nall?
Ghal: That's them.
Mel: Why am I not impressed?
Nall: Or how about Lyton. They sing there all the tme, and everybody likes to rhyme.
Alex: Wooka Waka Weeki, You know you wanna lay me.
Nall: Excellent rhyme.
Alex: Say you wanna go to Meryod.
Nall: We're in Meryod, and we're goobers.
Alex: I date my cousin huh huh. And then there's Cadin. (monotone voice) Hi, I'm from Cadin.
Ghal: Alex, Nall, this is Mel deAlkirk. He's the sponsor.
Mel: So how do you boys like being in a studio?
Nall: It's like a pair of underwear. At first it's confining, but then it becomes a part of you. Uh, I better go.
Alex: Okay.
Lemia: (looking in the lens of the camera) It's so big.
Jess: Hello. Do I frighten you?
Lemia: No.
Jess: Do you want me to?
Ghal: You know, Alex, Mel does his commercials himself.
Alex: I did not know that.
Mel: I've go this new one where I rap. Head on down to where the games are played. It's dope, it's fresh, it's Mel's Arcade.
Ghal: What do you have to say about that, Alex?
Alex: I'd have to say, assphincter says what.
Mel: What?
Alex: Assphincter says what.
Mel: What?
Alex: Exactly.
Mel: Lemia and I should be leaving. Nice to meet all of you.
Nash: (from up in the control room) and Mel, I must say that chick's a babe.