Alex's World: A Wayne's World Parody

(Vane TV studio)

Xeno: Mia's job will be giving the actors their hand cues.

Alex: Excuse me, Xenobia. I believe I requested the hand job.

Xeno: (counting back from five using her fingers)5...4...3... finishes the count without talking, only using her fingers)

Nash: You didn't say 2 or 1.

Xeno: You don't say 2 or 1.

Mia: Why not?

Xeno: You just don't. Let's try it together.

All: 5...4...3...(so on to one)

Xeno: Good, let's go down to the set.

Nall: (Looking at the set) We're looking down on Alex's house, but it's not Alex's house. Isn't that weird?

Alex: Nall, that was a haiku.

Ghal: (talking to Xenobia on the phone from his office) Mel wants to come down and watch the rehersal.

Xeno: (Alex and Nall are goofing around behind her) Now is really not a good time. (grabs a headset from Nall) Give me that!

(Ghaleon's office)

Ghal: Good, we'll be right down. (hangs up the phone) We're going down to the studio to watch the rehersal.

Lemia: That's where all the magic happens.

Ghal: Have you worked in TV?

Lemia: NO, but I watch alot of it.

Ghal: I bet you do, you're creative.

Mel: She's the one who thought of the name Mel's Arcade.

Lemia: I just opened my mouth and out if came.

(Vane TV studio)

Xeno: Send down the blue screen.

Mia: (Alex and Nall are on camera and counting with her) 5...4...3...

Xeno: Alex and Nall you can't count with her.

Mia: 5...4...3...

Xeno: You're nodding. You guys can't nod.

Mia: 5...4...3...

Alex: Okay, we have a new feature on Alex's World. This blue screen can take us anywhere on Lunar.

Nall: Like Meribia. Hey I'm in Meribia. (picture of Meribia appears on the screen)

Mel: These two goofs are Alex and Nall?

Ghal: That's them.

Mel: Why am I not impressed?

Nall: Or how about Lyton. They sing there all the tme, and everybody likes to rhyme.

Alex: Wooka Waka Weeki, You know you wanna lay me.

Nall: Excellent rhyme.

Alex: Say you wanna go to Meryod.

Nall: We're in Meryod, and we're goobers.

Alex: I date my cousin huh huh. And then there's Cadin. (monotone voice) Hi, I'm from Cadin.

Ghal: Alex, Nall, this is Mel deAlkirk. He's the sponsor.

Mel: So how do you boys like being in a studio?

Nall: It's like a pair of underwear. At first it's confining, but then it becomes a part of you. Uh, I better go.

Alex: Okay.

Lemia: (looking in the lens of the camera) It's so big.

Jess: Hello. Do I frighten you?

Lemia: No.

Jess: Do you want me to?

Ghal: You know, Alex, Mel does his commercials himself.

Alex: I did not know that.

Mel: I've go this new one where I rap. Head on down to where the games are played. It's dope, it's fresh, it's Mel's Arcade.

Ghal: What do you have to say about that, Alex?

Alex: I'd have to say, assphincter says what.

Mel: What?

Alex: Assphincter says what.

Mel: What?

Alex: Exactly.

Mel: Lemia and I should be leaving. Nice to meet all of you.

Nash: (from up in the control room) and Mel, I must say that chick's a babe.

Back to Message Board Madness.

Back to the Library of Vane.

Back to the Shrine to Ghaleon.