(Nall's room)
Nall: Hey Otakon. What's that? Alex was abducted by aliens?!
Otakon: Listen, pal, I ain't Lassie. This is my friggin' cameo.
Nall: Oh, Alex is outside. I misunderstood.
(outside)
Alex: Hey, Nall.
Nall: Alex, do you get the impression that Ghaleon wants us to be liked too much?
Alex: Yeah, but Abba didn't write songs everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
Lily: (Riding by on a bike) Hi, Alex. Hi. (crashes into a parked car, and flies over the handle bars)
Alex: Ouch. (Lily stands, and brushes herself off) And she's okay.
(Vane TV studio)
Ghal: You know, Nall, you and I have never really talked.
Nall: What's there to talk about?
Ghal: I want to give Mel his own segment on the show. It's a change.
Nall: We fear change.
(control room)
Xeno: Have you talked to Alex about Mel's segment? He's not going to take it well.
Ghal: I'll explain to him that it's in his contract.
Xeno: Oh, well, Alex will understand that. Not! I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.
(Luna's pad)
Alex: (closing one eye and then the other) Camera 1. Camera 2. Camera 1. Camera 2. Camera 1. Camera 2. Camera 1. Camera 2.
Luna: Stop it.
Alex: Luna, can ask you something?
Luna: Shoot.
Alex: Will you still love me when the first show is over, and I'm some humungoid star?
Luna: Yes.
Alex: Okay, and will you still love me when I'm hanging out with all the greatest dragonmasters?
Luna: Sure.
Alex: And will you still love me when I'm a dragonmaster, and I get sent on an impossible mission to seal a dragon in his cave. So I go with my best friend, and he's the only one to come back. So he turns evil, and tries to take over the world. And everyone thinks I'm dead, but I'm really living under an allias. And I have to help this other kid become dragonmaster so he can save the world?
Luna: Yeah.
Alex: Excellent, bonus, party on.
Luna: (phone rings and she answers it) Hello. Oh, hi Takara.
Alex: Who's Takara? Who's Takara? Who's Takara?
Luna: My drummer.
Alex: Oh.
Takara: I'm not sure if I can make it to the band's audition.
(Alex walks over to a cardboard cutout of a mummy and, to put it bluntly, humps it)
Luna: (trying not to laugh) Why not?
Takara: I gotta work.
Luna: Talk to your boss.
(Alex dances around the room, clicking his heels)
Takara: I don't know if I can get it off.
Alex: (putting a bra on his head) Do I look familiar? I am premier of the magic guild.
Luna: Listen, unless you want to bus tables for the rest of your life you'll be there. (hangs up) Alex! You asshole!
Alex: Shyea!