(Vane TV Studio)
Alex: John Truitt did TSS, but I believe they hired someone else for EB. I mean, come on, like we wouldn't notice.
Ghal: Alex, I'd like to talk to you about the show. I want to give Mel a weekly spot.
Alex: This is a weekly show, that would mean he'd be on every episode.
Ghal: Yes but-
Alex: No, I refuse to bow to any sponsor. (holds up SSS box)
Ghal: I know, but it's not your choice.
Alex: Yes, but it's the choice of Generation Next. (drinks from Pepsi can) Ah, the joy of cola.
Ghal: Just hear me out Alex. It's in your contract.
Alex: Nall, you know what I'm talkin'.
Nall: (decked out head to toe in Century stuff) It's like people are only in things for the money.
Alex: I can't take it anymore. I've got heartburn.
Jess: Here try some Zantac.
Alex: Are you a doctor?
Jess: No, but I know healing spells.
(Ghaleon's pad)
Ghal: Hello, thanks for coming.
Luna: Thanks for having us.
Ghal: My pleasure.
Luna: You have a balcony.
(on the balcony)
Alex: You know, Luna, from this height you could really hack a loogy on someone.
Ghal: You guys wait here. I'll get the champaign.
Nall: (to MB) Doesn't Ghaleon seem a little too good to be for real? Come on let's check this place out. (goes over to a book case) "How to Pick up Chicks" "How to Kidnap Goddesses" "Grindery Building for Dummies" This guy is definitly a pimp. (picks up an appointment book) "Purchase feeble public access show, and exploit it." Boy I feel sorry for whoever that is. "Exploit goddess and rule world" This guy has some serious problems. (picks up a box) "Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww!!"
(Ghaleon's living room)
Ghal: Alex, I want you and Nall to have these.
Alex: Wow! Back stage passes to Abba! What about Luna?
Ghal: I have to audition her band. I'm going to set up a video shoot for them. Who's in the mood for Chinese? I know a great place. They speak pig latin there.
Alex: I'll have the cream of Some Young Guy.
Ghal: (on the phone) Ellohay. Ogomay igay anpay, eetsway anday oursay orpay, Eneralgay Oosay ickenchay, otway ordersay ofay Onglianmay eefbay. Epsipay Ountainmay Ewday.
Nall: this guy can't be for real.
(Alex and Nall driving through Merbia)
Alex: Look! It's Sharps Brewery!
(Play Laverne and Shirley theme song)
Alex&Nall: (Skipping down the street) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! Shlamiel! Shlamazle! ?? incorperated! (Alex rides a bike with Nall on the handle bars. Both ride on a fork lift at Sharps. A conveyor belt goes by loaded with bottles. Nall put a glove on one bottle, and waves good-bye)
Alex: Wait a minute! What are we doing? We got tickets to Abba!
(Abba concert)
Alex: Let's get back stage and beat the crowd.
(they take a wrong turn and end up outside)
Nall: I think that was the wrong door. Hay is that Abba's limo?
Kizyr: That is Master Myght's limo. He's pres of Myght Records, and a very good friend of Abba. He's traveling Lunar to find new acts. His next stop in Reza, then he'll pass by Burg, on his way to Saith.
Alex: He sure knows a lot for a security guard.
(Alex and Nall get back in, and enter a room)
Alex: Whoa, Abba!
Abba: Hey guys, come on in.
Nall: You guys were excellent.
Abba: Thanks.
Alex: So do you come to Merbia often?
Abba: We do, but we're not the only ones. Merchants from all over come here to sell their wares.
Otakon: As a matter of fact, wasn't Merbia founded by a pirate?
Abba: that's right Otakon. Founded by Master Mel Himself.
Alex: Do you guys know how to party or what? (answered by blank stares) Uh, okay, I guess we'll be going.
Abba: No, no, stay. Hang with us.
Alex&Nall: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We suck!