We're Zophar and his fiends,
And we really very mean,
We'll stomp upon your spleen,
And make you watch Mr. Bean,
We're just really really mean!
We're Zophar and his fiends,
On good deeds we're very lean,
Zophar is our Master,
and that's just sooo obscene,
T
hat we are almost glad to lose to Alex Kyle and Jean!
There's Ghaleon himself who wants to rule over the moon,
Taben the great gen-i-us who's actually a loon,
Xenobia the sorceress and Borgan the big goon,
Plantella and the Missing Link who'll be dead very soon!
We're Zophar and his fiends,
Heroes aren't on us too keen,
We're bad to the extreme,
there's bologna in our jeans,
We're Zophar's cronies!
Serving that big phony!
Zophar and his fiends!!
....it's so obscene!