ND: Hello, and welcome to a special version of RPG deathmatch.
JG: That's right Nick. We're having a special tournament between characters from RPG's, vs characters from various anime titles. This should be interesting.
ND: It sure will. We even have a special guest with us. Here he is, the one and only, Ghaleon! (Ghaleon teleports in and bows to the crowd)
JG: Ghaleon, we're glad to have you!
G: I'm glad to be here Johnny
ND: Hey Ghaleon, exatly why aren't you participating in the tounament. Don't you want to help your fellow RPG characters.
G: Well, I would've started in the villain turned good catagory, meaning I'd have to fight Commander Bretai. And to tell you the truth, I really respect the guy.
JG: (laughing) Are you sure you're just not scared of that six-story zentraeti?
G: (Ghaleon stares coldly into Johnny Gomez's eyes) Ghaleon fears no one!
JG: Uh, uh, uh, of course you don't! It was just a joke.
G: Hmm, good.
ND: Hey, the match is about to begin! The first catagory is the battle of the weanies.
JG: On the RPG side, we have Cloud Strife. (Cloud walks in to the ring, brandishing his way too big buster sword) And on the anime side, Shinji Ikari from Evangelion! (Shinji walks into the ring with his head down, looking very melancholy)
G: Come on Shinji, you can beat him! (Nick and Johnny stare at Ghaleon in disbelief) Hey, just tryin to get rid of some RPG trash.
ML:(Both Cloud and Shinji are now in the ring) Alright you two, we're going to see who is the biggest weanie. And remember kid, your not allowed to call that big robot thingy. (Shinjni nodded) OK, let's get it on!
C: (Cloud twirls his sword around his fingers) Listen kid, I don't really want to hurt you, but it's for the better of the team.
S: I don't want to die.
Asuka: Shinji you idiot! Fight him!
S: Asuka?
Misato: Come on Shinji, I believe in you.
A: Yeah, even wondergirl's here. (Rei just stands there, looking as shinji is about to be scured)
S: I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away. (Cloud watched in puzzlement) I mustn't run away! Asuka, toss me a prog knife!
A:Now that's the Shinji I know! (Asuka tosses the knife and Shinji catches it)
C: Looks like we'll get a fight after all. (Cloud twirls around his sword again and attacks Shinji with a downward attack. Shinji easily dosges it)
S: You'll have to do better than that you SOLDIER wannabe!
ND: Ooooh, now that was a low blow
C: How dare you! (Cloud swings his huge sword at the Eva pilot. Shinji holds up the knife and blocks the attack. To cloud's surprise, the knife cuts through the sword like a hot knife through butter) M, my sword!
JG: looks like Cloud is defenseless now.
G: Tell me about it. The only thing that boy had was his sword techniques. He's as good as dead now.
C: How dare you break my sword you, you, you mama's boy! (Shinji turned beet red)
ND: UH-oh, not a good move.
G: See, Shinji is definately NOT the boy you want to piss off. In fact, Shinji's best when he's pissed.
S: That's it, now you die! (Shinji charged at cloud with his prog knife. Shinji cut a huge gash in Cloud's chest, knocking him to the mat. He then proceeded to beat him senseless) I'll teach you to mess with us you panzy! (Shinji ripped off Cloud's arm and began to beat him with it. Blood covered the ring)
G: Now THIS, is what I call a fight!
C: Please, don't hurt me! (Cloud continued to suffer from extreme loss of blood)
S: DIE DIE DIE! (Shinji raised his fist into the air, then smashed it down on Cloud's face. Brains splattered everywhere as Cloud's head was bashed in. Shinji looked at his, now blood soaked, hand.) AAAAAAAAH! (Shinji fainted)
A/G: Aww. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
ND: It seem like the anime team wins the first round. (Medics take the unconscious Shinji out of the ring)
JG: Join us in round two, with the battle of the weird cat-like things.