ND: This is Nick Diamond
JG: And this is Jhonny Gomez
ND: And welcome to RPG vs Anime Deathmatch: Round 2!
G: And I'm the special guest Anouncer, Ghaleon.
JG: Y'know Ghaleon, WE'RE supposed to introduce you
G: I'll introduce myself if I want to!
JG: *gulp* Well, uh, of course sir!
ND: Anyway, after an extremely long hiatus, Round 2 is finally here!
JG: Just exactly why is that anyway?
ND: Huh?
JG: What's the matter, has Malachy been slacking off or something?
ND: I wouldn't make fun of the author if I was you.
JG: And why not? He was probably just sittin at home countin off till 2nd impact! What a slacker! I bet tha- (JG dissapears in a flash of fire and Malachy descends to take his place)
G: Hey, where did JG go?
M: Oh, he went to Hell.
ND: Oh... Well I guess we should get on with this!
M: Yes lets. We had schedueled for the battle of the cats today, but both ruby and Ura have mysteriously dissapeared so instead we're going to show the Battle of the Heavy Weights!
ND: That's right! Borgan from LEB vs Heart from Fist of the North Star! Ghaleon, what do you think will happen in this fight?
G The next figt is hard to tell. I mean Borgan has Magic and all, but Heart is just like a giant ball of rubber.
M: Indeed. But I'm not sure if he can deflect magic. We will soon see.
(Heart and Borgan are in the ring, Borgan is eating chocolate covered salmon, and Heart is eating a donut-ka-bob)
ML: Alright you two! Make this a clean fight. Let's get it on!
*Meanwhile, in Hell*
JG: So this is Hell. I always wondered what it would be like.
(Satan aproaches JG)
S: Hello MR. Gomez. Are you ready for your eternity of tortue now! *insert evil laugh*
JG: Oh shoot.
*At the ring*
(Nothing has happened. Borgan has finished his salmon and has moved to fried whole anaconda and Heart is eating a mile-long sausage link. The crowd is booing and screaming)
M: Well this is interesting.
G: Not really. They're not doing anything
ND: I've never seen anything like this before.
G: Hey, aren't you the author? Why don't you do something?
M: Actually, I want to get back to JG's experience in the bowels of Hell.
G: Yeah, anything is more interesting than this.
*Hell*
(Jg is in a room full of phones, all of them ringing)
JG: What kind of torture is this? (JG goes to pick up one of the phones but the reciever is glued on) What the? (JG pulls harder put to no avail) Dammit stop rinning!
S: Ha ha ha ha ha! I LOVE my job!
JG: STOP RINGING! (JG is running around the room like crazy, trying to smash the phones with his fists) For the love of God, STOP!!
*earth*
G: LOL! That WAS fun! Look at him running aroung like that!
M: Isn't it!
ND: *under his breath* I didn't find it that amusing.
M: Did you say something?
ND: No sir, nothing! I didn't say anything!
(The crowd has started throwing garbage into the ring, and Borgan and Heart are salvageing all the food and devouring it.
G: Now that's just disgusting.
ND: Yes, it is.
*Hell*
(JG is tied to a chair and Satan is poking him with a stick)
S: Poke. Poke. Poke.
JG: Please stop! Stop poking me!
S; Ha ha ha! I love my Job! Poke. Poke. Poke.
JG:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*earth*
ND: Hey look, something is happening!
(An audiene member has managed to hit Heart with a tomato)
H: Huh? I, I'm bleeding? I'M BLEEDING! (Heart goes on a mad rampage, flailing his arms everywhere)
G: Ha ha ha! Now that's funny!
M: You gotta admit, it IS rather amusing
(Heart cornered Borgan against a corner and rammed into his stomach. Everything that Borgan had eaten came flying out of his mouth like projectile vomit)
ND: I think I'm gonna be sick. *BLORCH*
(Out of the pile of half-digested food come ruby and Ura)
R: How DARE you eat me, you fat basterd!
B: Once you had the fat, you'll never go back.
U: Mokoto. Mokoto!
M: Well whaddaya know. I guess Borgan had eaten them all along.
R: That's it! Now you're toast! (Unfortunately, Ruby blows fire right after Heart farts and they both explode in a ball of fire)
ND: Talk about explosive flatulence!
M: I guess This battle goes to Borgan and Ura. Both sides get one point this time.
G: Fair enough.
ND: Then the current score is RPG: 1. Anime: 2
M: Check out the next battle, the Battle of the martial artists!
ND: By the way, I wonder how JG is doing?
*Hell*
JG: STOP POKING ME!
S: I LOVE my job! Poke. Poke. Poke.