Nd: I am Nick Diamond
M: I am Malachy, the 19th Angel
G: And I am Ghaleon, the coolest guy EVER. ::manical laugh::
M/ND: ::sweatdrop::
ND: Anyway, welcome to round 3 of Anime vs RPG Deathmatch, the battle of the Martial Artists!
M: That's right, in this battle we will pit Vegeta against the Mighty Sabin.
ND: Now Sabin might be buff and experienced, but can he really rival the raw power of the Saiajin Prince? Ghaleon, what are your thoughts?
G: Who cares about them, I want to see Johnny Gomez's torture. ::evil smirk::
M: Ah yes, I almost forgot about him. Let's go to Xenobia, who is currently in Hell.
*Hell*
X: Hello, I am Xenobia reporting live from the Hell, and as you can see, the torturing of Mr Gomez is going rather smoothly.
::In the background you can Johnny Gomez tied to a chair with a pair of earphones, crying::
X: Excuse me, Mr Prince of Darkness, what is going on right now?
S: Well, Mr Gomez is currently being forced to listen to the combine lyrical masteries of amateur Sweedish Grunge Bands.
X: Ewww, that's gotta be harsh.
S: Indeed it is, indeed it is.
JG: ::Cries:: Let me go..please!
X: Well, there it is. Back to you Ghale-honey! ::blows a kiss::
*earth*
G: ::heart eyed:: I hink she likes me.
ND: ::sweatdrops:: Anyway, here come the challengers!
::Back at the ring, Sabin is entering the ring, boxing air as the women swoon. Vegeta hovers into the ring, also recieving equal amounts of swooning::
::Bulma's face suddinly appears on the vid-screen::
B: Hey all you hussies, you stay away from him or I swear I'll make sure you're all sorry!
::Arena gets quiet::
B: Tank you. ::smiles:: Good luck Vegeta-honey!
V: Quiet woman!
::someone in the audience snickers at Bulma's remark::
V: You dare mock the Prince of all Saiyajins! ::blasts the guys head off::
V: There, that should teach you to mock Vegeta.
ND: Do you really think Sabin has much of a chance?
M: Nope
G: ::heart eyed:: Xenobia....
::back at the ring, Mills Lane has entered the ring::
ML: Alright, let's make this a clear fight. Let's get it on!
::Sabins begins his assault with a flurry of punches and kicks, all of them easilly dodged by Vegeta::
S: Pummel! ::a swarm of punches flies at Vegeta. Vegeta catches his wrist and hurls him across the ring.
S: Heh, catch this. ::charges energy and fires an aura bolt at Vegeta::
V: You mean like this? ::As the beam reaches Vegeta, he quite literally "catches" the energy and shoots it back at Sabin::
S: ::dodgles out of the way but the blast takes out half of the ring:: Time to take out the big guns. BUM RUSH!
::Sabin attempts to Bum rush Vegeta, but Vegeta grabs his neck::
V: Heads you die, tails you don't. ::Vegeta squeezes his neck and his head pops off:: Heads, you die.
::the crowd cheers and vegeta looks up at the ceiling::
V: I am the strong being in the universe!
ND: Looks like anime wins this round, so the score is now RPG 1, anime 3.
M: Was there really any contest?
ND: Not really.
M: Stay tuned for round 4 of RPG vs Anime Deathmatch: The battle of the Femanine geniusis!
ND: untill next time, I'm Nick Diamond....
M: I'm Malachy....
G: ::heart eyed:: Xenobia.....::drool::