ND) "Nick Diamond,"
JG) "And Johnny Gomez here,"
ND) "With a special edition of Celebrity Deathmatch! You guessed it folks! Nothing but people from your favorite RPGs!"
JG) "With that out of the way, let's introduce our contenders!"
-[Camera zooms down to ring, Ghaleon stands with arms crossed and a look of boredom on his face, as Sephiroth stands across from him trying to untangle his ridiculously long sword from his hair.]-
ND) "As you can see we have two very powerful villains in attendance!"
JG) "The man death couldn't keep down, Ghaleon from Lunar Eternal Blue! -[CROWD GOES WILD!!!]- And Sephiroth from FF7!" -[A distant sound of crickets can be heard, and a baby cooing]-
-[Gomez and Diamond look at each other for a minute and shrug before looking back to the ring to see that Sephiroth has finally freed his sword, a huge pile of his hair surrounds his feet.]-
ND) "Sephiroth advances first!"
-[Ghaleon neatly steps out of the way and trips Sephiroth as he raises his sword, the tip begins to glow preparing for his Thunder Bomb attack, meanwhile Sephiroth struggles in the ropes]-
JG) "With such two big names here I'd figure there'd be more action than this..."
ND) "A worthless use of props. But it's not over yet! I think Sephiroth is back on his feet!"
-[Camera zooms in on a flaming Sephiroth. He throws himself to the ground rolling about and smacking himself frantically]-
JG) "Apparently not for very long."
Sephi) "Gaaahh!!! You are just a puppet Zombie Man! Zombie Man! Zombie Man!" -[shouts as the left side of his body twitches uncontrollably]-
Ghaleon) "My how droll... I tire of this..." -[Ghaleon sheaths his sword and a glowing ball appears in his hands]-
-[Camera stops on four little kids sitting in the audience]-
Cartman) "Ghaleon, KICKS @SS!" -[As he munches on some cheesy poofs]-
Stan) "No way dude! Sephi's just warmin' up, look at his big @ss sword! There's no way Ghaleon's gonna win!"
Kyle) "Shut the hell up Stan! He'll kick your sorry @ss too!"
Kenny) "Mmpf mmm, mpffh mffp!!"
-[Suddenly, a huge white flash of light blinds everyone and a loud, thunderous explosion follows, smoke is everywhere]-
ND) -[coughing as he and Gomez get up from behind the panel]- "Look! Ghaleon's Dragon Cannon has totally demolished the ring!"
JG) "Sephiroth didn't stand a chance!"
ND) "Ouch, neither did that kid over there."
-[Kenny lies in a puddle of blood with Sephi's sword sticking out of him]-
Cartman, Stan, and Kyle) "Oh my God! He killed Kenny! THAT B@ST@RD!!!"
-[Camera zooms back to the two contenders. Ghaleon stands over a charred Sephi]-
Sephi) "Beautiful people! Beautiful people!" -[still shaking with non-stop convulsions]-
Ghaleon) "Pa-thetic." -[Ghaleon's sword appears in his hand and he cleanly beheads Sephi] "BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAaaa!!!"
ND) "The good old fashion decapitation! Well, that looks like that brings this match to a close. This is Nick Diamond,"
JG) "And Johnny Gomez, saying Good Fight, Good Night!"