ND: Good evening fight fans, this is Nick Diamond.
JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez, bringing you another gorefest we like to call the Celebrity DeathMatch.
ND: Tonight we bring you the battle of the ditzy chicks, and trhe men who love them.
JG: and to help call the shots tonight, we have Zagat and Alcione of Magic Knight Reyearth.
Z: Thank you for the reception.
A: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ND: I have no idea what she's happy about
Z: Anyway, we have Sailor Moon fighting on the side of Anime and strange hair.
A: Ah ha ha ha. And that Blue haired bimbo from Lunar Eternal Blue, Lucia.
JG: Stop with that insane laugh.
*bell rings*
Z: And it looks like the battle is about to begin.
SM: No one's ditzier than me, I got a 30 on a simple multiple choice test.
L: What's a ditz? Does it have something to do with the power of Humanity???
A: Ah ha ha ha ha, look at Sailor Moon scratch her head. She has no idea what to do.
Z: Well, I told you Alcione that there were people dumber than you.
TM: Come on Sailor Moon, use your Tiara, we don't have all night. The movie starts in 30 minutes.
H: Lucia, we will beat them together.
TM: *charges towards Hiro with his cane* No helping the girls out.
H: *blocking with his sword* Fine by me. *spins his sword and decapitates Tuxedo Mask*
JG: Ouch, that had to hurt.
ND: And that wasn't even part of the fight. Look, Sailor Moon is getting her Tiara ready, this could be the end.
Z: And here's the Tiara toss. Lucia just looks at and catches it mid-air.
L: What's this strange contraption?
SM: *obviously looking pissed* Give me back me Tiara!!!
A: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Look at that, Lucia threw the tiara right back at Sailor Moon.
JG: Ewwww, that just has to suck, killed by your own weapon. Of well, looks like we'll be cleaning Sailor Moon Dust from the ring tonight.
*All the commentators laugh*
ND: Well, thanks for helping tonight Alcione and Zagat. But this is Nick Diamond
JG: And Johnny Gomez saying, good fight, good night.