ND: Hello, I'm Nick Diamond.
JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez. Welcome to RPG Deathmatch! Today we have a strange bout, as it's between two non-corporeal beings!
ND: They may be non-corporeal, but they can still bleed, right Johnny?
JG: Haha, right you are, Nick.
ND: Here comes the challenger now, the Lemina Bug. The Lemina Bug is lean mean extracting machine, it must have the advantage in this battle.
JG: I don't know, the Working Designs Logo looks pretty tough tonight! If you ask me, it's going to be a close one.
LeminaBug: I pity the fool! I'll extract you back into the bronze age!
WDLogo: No comment.
ND: And the trash talk starts up in high gear!
JG: It does?
MillsLane: Now, I want a good clean fight. No bug items, banning, or archiving. Let's get it on!
LeminaBug: I'll call forth the Dark Scimitar itself, then you'll have to submit! Ha!
JG: What's going on out there? The Lemina Bug appears to activating, but the WD Logo is just standing there doing nothing!
WDLogo: No comment.
LeminaBug: I've done it! The Dark Scimitar is mine!
???: Liar! That's not the REAL DS!
ND: Hey, it appears that someone in the audience finds the Lemina Bug unethical!
JG: Perish the thought, Nick!
LeminaBug: Admit defeat, WD, or face the wrath of Poe Sword!
WDLogo: No comment.
JG: Wow, the Lemina Bug is preparing to launch it's literary attack of poetically just terror!
ND: That's certainly a mouthful, Johnny.
LeminaBug: Eat thi......... ...... ........
JG: What the...?!? The Lemina Bug seems to have ...frozen? Unbelievable!
???: Die, Cheat, Die!
MillsLane: I declare the winner to be... nobody. We have a draw!
ND: A draw! Where's the blood, the gore, all the things that make Deathmatch great?
JG: This certainly was dissappointing. Get them out of the ring, will you? Oh well, this is Johnny Gomez, good night, good fight!
WDLogo: No comment.