ND: Hello out there in Lunar Land
JG: Tonight we bring you a special deathmatch
Demos: Meow, er I mean, uh, er.
ND: Hey, who let the yellow cat in here?
JG: Now now, that's just our special guest commentator, Demos.
D: Yeah, and I'm not a cat you idiot, read the title, this is a dragon's Deathmatch, I'm a dragon you dolt.
ND: Whoa, fiesty little thing.
D: I am not a thing!!! I'm a dragon!!!
*a yellow flash fills the commentator's box*
ND: Ouch!!!
JG: I think we'll cut to a commercial before the fight so Nick can heal.
*a Commercial pops up*
Ramus: Hello, I'm Ramus, Great great great................ Grandson of Ramus, Dragonmaster Alex's best friend. Are you in need of a silver light to restore your magic, or an herb of Althena to heal you after that nasty monster cut. Well here at Crazy Ramus's, we have all you'll ever need to save the world. Located at 555 Black Rose blvd. Meribia.
*RPG Deathmatch comes back on air*
JG: Welcome back fight fans
ND: Now that we've determined that Demos is indeed a dragon, let's introduce our combatants for tonight.
D: First we have from Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete, Nall.
*Nall flies down the aisle*
ND: It's another cat, I thought this was supposed to be a dragon fight.
JG: Shhh, don't make Demos mad again
D: And next, from Lunar: Eternal Blue Saga, we have Ruby
*A tall lady with pink hair walks through the crowd*
ND: Now a lady is entering the ring, Where are the dragons???
JG: She is a dragon. Haven't you ever played a game from the Lunar series???
D: Shut up and call the fight before I toast you both.
JG&ND: Okay, sure thing boss.
D: Can never find good fanfic characters when you need them. sheesh.
*Nall changes into a young man with white hair and a brown streak through it*
ND: WTF??? Now there's a man where Nall used to be.
D: Dammit, that does it. New match. Tonights feature bout is no longer Ruby vs. Nall, it's now Ruby and Nall vs. Nick Diamong and Johnny Gomez. Now get down there you two and fight.
JG&ND: What??? No way.
D: I said now or I'll torch you myself.
JG&ND: *gulp* uh, uh, uh, okay.
*the two exit the commentators box and head down to the ring*
D: Now maybe I can finish writing this up in peace. Okay, Ruby and Nall's opponents for tonight, from our very own RPG Celebrity Deathmatch, Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez.
*the crowd boos*
D: It looks as if Referee Mills Lane is about to start the fight.
ML: Alright, I want a messy fight, and as for you two *points to Nick and Johnny* I hope you die, you've tormented me ever since I joined this stupid show. Now let's get it on.
*Ruby starts breathing fire on Nick*
ND: Ahhh, it burns!!!!!
R: That'll teach you, I'm a dragon. *changes into a little pink cat and flies to a corner turnbuckle*
D: It looks like Johnny is actually doing well in his fight with Nall. He hits Nall with a left, another left, a right, a left, an uppercut.
N: Alright, no more playing. *he turns into the full grown white dragon he is and eats Johnny* Blech, announcer.
D: Nick has finally put the fire out, too bad for him, I know Ruby can come up with much more painful killing attacks.
R: You're supposed to be dead. *flies over to him, eating a bowl of beans*
D: Oh no, this is bad, she's going to have Atomic Diarhea, and we all no how bad that is for a red dragon.
*Nall turns away and Nick looks at her in horror*
ND: Ulp, I'm screwed.
*ruby flies over Nick, a big black dot appears over her and Nick briefly, and fades, a huge mushroom cloud appears where Nick was*
R: That'll teach ya.
D: Well it looks as if we'll need replacement commentators for next week. Oh well, I'm always available if you want me. *turns back to the mic* It looks like we have our winners, Nall and Ruby, another leap forward for all dragon kind. Well, I'm Demos, and on behalf of the RPG Celebrity Deathmatch, good fight Goodnight.