ND: Hi, I'm Nick Diamond.
JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez.
ND: Tonight we've got a special fight for you, folks. It's special because the two involved are supposed to be lovers.
JG: Here's the first fighter now. It's Lucia from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue!
ND: And here's the challenger, Hiro, also from Eternal Blue!
JG: Oh, and we have a guest comentator here as well, White Knight Leo, also from Eternal Blue!
Leo: Let's get this show on the road!
Hiro: I'm so unbelievably good!
Lucia: I'm sorry, but I must thrash you now!
Leo: And the fight is on! Ouch, that's gotta be painful!
ND: Hiro has just unleashed his Tripple Sword spell on Lucia. Yeah, that probably hurt.
JG: But wait, there's more! Lucia has just cast Plasma Rain on poor hapless Hiro!
HIro: Let's see how you handle this!
Leo: By Althena! It's Rumble Mode!
ND: That's right, folks. Hiro has just unleashed his Rumble combo on Lucia.
JG: Ah, but now it's Lucia's turn to get nasty. She's just performed Damian Black's infamous Blackheart Spear!
ND: Well, that about does it for Hiro. It looks like Lucia is the winner!
Leo: D'oh! Well, I better run. The Simpsons'll be on soon!
JG: Well, that raps up tonight's deathmatch.
ND: Join us again tomorrow night.