Nick Diamond: I'm Nick Diamond.
JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez.
ND: Tonight we have another mortal VS. immortal deathmatch. I believe the immortal is the goddess Lucia.
JG: And she's one hot babe, too!
Nick smacks him.
JG: Oops, sorry. Anyway, Lucia will be facing Harry Potter tonight, whom you will know if you read the Harry Potter books.
ND: And here they are.
HP: So I guess we're supposed to fight.
Lucia: I've heard about you, but are you really as good as they say? We shall see!
Harry: (raising his wand) Impedimenta!
Lucia: Oh come on! That's pathetic! Imperio!
JG: We've got an unforgiveable curse there. Penalty!
ND: Who's gonna try to send her to Azcaban though? Not me!
HP: Expelliarmus!
Lucia: What the!!? Ah. You have a strong mind. THat alone could allow you to fight the Imperius Curse. Let's see how you handle this!
Lucia casts the Conjunctivitis curse on Harry Potter.
HP: My eyes! Must..concentrate!
Lucia: Tarantellegra!
HP's legs begin moving of their own accord, causing him to do a sort of uncontrolable dance around the ring.
Lucia: Expelliarmus!
HP's wand flies out of his hand.
ND: And there's the disarming charm. I'm told Harry Potter is quite skilled--Ouch!
HP manages to send a cloud of red sparks at Lucia, causing her to break concentration.
Lucia: How'd you!!? I have your wand!
HP: I have a spare one. Stupify!
The spell bounces off Lucia.
ND: That may not have been a good idea.
HP: Impedimenta!
Lucia stumbles and Harry manages to zap her with a conjunctivitis curse.
Lucia: You'll pay for that, Potter, I promise you!
Lucia: Ex---
HP: Crucia!
Lucia: That's an unforgiveable curse! Only I can use those without earning a life sentence in Azcaban. I made that law! Now pay the penalty! Crucia!
Harry topples to the ground, writhing in agony.
ND: Now there's the Cruciatus Curse, one of the four unforgiveable curses.
JG: Yes Nick, the use of any one of those curses on a fellow human means life in Azcaban.
HP: Stupify!
Lucia: What the!?? Noooo!!
Lucia doesn't manage to put up her shield in time and catches the full force of the curse.
Ghaleon appears in the ring.
G: Enervate!
Lucia: Time to die! Avada Kadavra!
A blast of green light erupts from Lucia's hand but bounces off Harry.
Lucia: I'd forgotten that! Very well! Finite Incantatum!
HP: You ended your own curse. Why?
Lucia: That curse would have rebounded on me had I not remembered your..protetion.
HP: Are you really so psycho as you led me to believe?
Lucia: I don't think Hiro would have wanted me to kill you. After all you aren't truly an enemy. You fight well.
HP: Uh, thanks..I think. You're pretty good yourself. So are you going to send me to Azcaban?
Lucia: If I were truly human about twenty Dementors would already be hauling you off to Azcaban. Since I am not human you did not break the law. Besides, I am unaffected by the unforgiveable curses.
Ghaleon: So is he truly as good as we've been hearing?
Lucia: Would you like to fight him yourself and find out?
Ghaleon: Uhm..No. I think I'll take your word for it. You do fight very well, Potter. Perhaps we'll meet again at Hogwarts.
ND: That's a bit disappointing. THere was no death.
JG: Well, it was a good fight.
ND: Yeah, that's true. At least nobody'll be going to Azcaban.
JG: Let's drink to that! Good night everybody. Stay tuned as Ghaleon faces off against the dreaded Lord Voldemort.