ND: Hello, Nick Diamond here.
JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez, and welcome to another rendition of Celebrity Deathmatch '98.
ND: That's right Johnny and tonight we are espially honored to have with us a special guest star co-announcer. Clear from Shining Force III, Mr. Synbios.
(*crowd cheers loudly*)
Synbios: . . .
JG: Nick, this crowd seems really fired up tonight.
ND: That they are Johnny, and with good reason wouldn't you agree Synbios?
Synbios: . . .
JG: Ah... yeah. Anyways, we have a special bout tonight Prince Edward of Final Fantasy II vs. Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII to find out who just downright sucks the most.
ND: Now THAT'S a tough one folks.
Synbios: . . .
JG: Ah... thanks for the input there. (*Johnny just shrugs*)
ND: And not to mention our special bout of, get this folks. Swords, that's right, as the Elysdeon, famed weapon and holder of Protectors from the system of Algo, faces off against Althena's legandary blade.
Synbios: . . .
JG: (*under his breath*) Oh boy, there he goes again.
ND: Ah, too true, I think. This could be a deadly fight, but one thing is for sure it won't be one that our studio audience is sure not to forget.
Synbios: . . .
JG: But, all the attention is surronding tonight's main event, as Omni-Zophar faces off against the Ruby Weapon of Final Fantasy 7, now, unlike the supposed "boss" Sephiroth, the Ruby Weapon is a major pain to fight off, and a REAL challenge to overcome. I'm sure it will give the Dark God a real run for his money.
ND: Or silver as the case may be.
JG: HA HA! Too true, old friend.
Synbios: . . .
ND & JG: OH SHUT UP!
ND: Isn't there ANYthing that you can say.
Synbios: Rain thunder!
They both groan in pain, as blood starts gushing out their ears.
ND: Dear God!
JG: Don't tell me someone actually got paid to do your voice acting.
ND: I think acting was a bit of an overstatement.
Synbios: . . .
Neil Diamons picks up his chair and hits Synbios over the head with it.
Synbios: Is this the end?
Synbios then spins around and disappears in a puff of smoke.
JG: Well how about that one folks, we had a Celebrity RPG Deathmatch right here in the booth, and the winner is our own Nick Diamond.
ND: Yes, well, ha ha. It just had to be done.
JG: We hear ya there. A great game, but a poor conversationalist. Well, we are about to take a break, but stay tuned as more RPG Celebrity Deathmatch when we get back, as we find out who sucks more Prince Edward of 2, of Sephiroth of 7. Stay tuned.