Luna vs. Lucia vs. Aerith

JG: And I'm Johnny Gomez, and welcome to another rendition of Celebrity Deathmatch '98.

ND: That's right Johnny and tonight we are espially honored to have with us a special guest announcer. Let's have a Celebrity Deathmatch welcome for our reighning champion, Ghaleon.

Crowd: *Cheers wildly*

G: Greetings, it is a pleasure to be here. Unfortunately, this world will soon be mine and the Deathmatches will cease.

JG: That's nice, but tonight's competetors have a long history of grudges.

ND: That's right, we bring to you a very special deathmatch with competetors from 3 different games. From Final Fantasy 7, we give you Aerith Gainsborough.

JG: From Lunar: Eternal Blue we have the mysterious Lucia.

G: And from Lunar: Silver Star Story, we have the very goddess of Love and Beauty, Luna.

ND: It looks like referee Mills Lane is about to start the fight.

ML: All right, I want us to have a dirty fight, no blood, no winner. So, let's get it on!

G: Well, Luna isn't wasting any time, already she's hit Aerith with a powerful lightning bolt.

JG: But Lucia, not to be outdone fires a Napalm Shot at Aerith.

G: Aerith doesn't stand a chance with Luna and Lucia both attacking her. Wait, what's this???

JG: She's performing her Great Gospel Limit Break.

G: And that means that she should be fully revitalized and invincible for the next few minutes.

ND: Well it looks like Lucia and Luna are shaking hands, never before have I seen such a fierce set of women team up. This is definately big trouble for Aerith.

JG: Luna fires another lightning bolt at Aerith, but it bounces off and strike somewhere in the audience.

G: Lucia fires a Plasma Rain over Aerith, oh and it looks like she's actually feeling the pain, this isn't good for Aerith.

JG: No it isn't Ghaleon. She really needs to move to the offensive if she's gonna win.

ND: No, it can't be, Lucia and Luna are both calling on their ultimate attack, Althena's Light.

G: Attention audience, evacuate the planet, I repeat, evacuate the planet. This is not a drill.

*Nick, Johnny, and Ghaleon jump into a rocket and launch into orbit just in time to see the entire planet become enveloped in bright light. When the light dies, all that is left are Lucia and Luna standng on a large barren rock*

JG: Well, the fans surely can't be upset at this outcome.

ND: No they can't, Aerith was definately gonna lose, but it didn't seem to matter to her.

G: Well, it's been great working with you, but I need to go out and capture me a goddess.

ND: Well, that about wraps up tonight's deathmatch. This is Nick Diamond.

JG: And Johnny Gomez saying, good fight, good night.

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