Johnny Gomez: Hello I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond, and welcome to another fine addition of Celebrity Deathmatch.
JG: Our first match for this evening is Cloud!
ND: And his competitor this evening is...Cloud?
JG: (starts shuffling through some papers) Is this right?
ND: Wait a sec. These guys look different, that Cloud doesn't even have a nose. Is some draftboard drawing?
JG: I get it! That one is the Polygon Cloud from Final Fantasy 7, and that one is from Final Fantasy Tactics.
ND: Ah yes, different games, same pathetic loser.
JG: Well this time we'll only have one loser on Celebrity Deathmatch.
ND: Unless Manson decides to kill them both.
JG: We'll just have to see. And here's our referee to do the honors.
R: All right I want a good clean fight, let's get it on!
FF7 C: (pulls out the sword that is bigger then his entire body and holds it ready to strike)
FFT C: (moves up to FF7 Cloud quickly, but stops and a "C" appears above him.)
ND: Uh oh, it looks like the Tactics Cloud is moving in to strike.
JG: But, he's...stopped. What is that C?
ND: He must be charging up a super attack, maybe that one that was cut from the game.
JG: Oh boy, this could be a long night.
FF7 C: (Scratches his head, and starts poking him with his sword. He shrugs and swings once, FFT Cloud goes down.)
ND: Or not, I guess we have a winner.
JG: Well let's move on to our next fight, it's Dark God Omni-Zophar versus one of Phantasy Star's Dark Forces.
ND: Ah, now this should be a good fight.
JG: You said it Nick!
Z: Prepare to die.
DF: RAH!!
(The Dark Force let's out a blast of dark energy, Zophar screams like a baby and disintigrates)
JG: That's it?
ND: Ah, damnit!
R: Hey now! I never said you could start.
(The Dark Force shrugs)
R: Yeah, good point. I'm glad that poofter's gone.
(From the stands, the cast of Monty Python sits)
Cast: NO POOFTERS!
ND: Ah, ha! Look at that, It's Monty Python! (shouts) I love you guys.
(The cast waves to a gracious crowd)
JG: Best entertainment of the night.
ND: You can say that again!
JG: Best ent...
ND: That was a rhetorical statement Johnny.
JG: Oh, yes. Sorry.
ND: And now, our final match, cross your fingers. (Looks at the paper) Prince Edward of Final Fantasy 2?!
JG: Or 5 if your from Japan.
ND: Forget it, I don't care WHO he's fighting, I'm outta here!
JG: Yeah, I think maybe we should go grab a beer.
ND: Sounds good to me, better then watching this crap.
JG: Well, folks good fight, good night. Or, ah, at least a better fight next time. Sheesh, we really outta screen these guys better. You'd think Don King set these things up.
ND: HA! Tell me about it.