Johnny Gomez: Hello fight fans and welcome to another night of and another fight on Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond. For tonight, we have a special RPG Title match.
JG: That's right, tonight we will have competitors from all around the RPG world here to witness the 6 way battle for the RPG Champions Belt. Our guest tonight is the former Belt holder, Magus from Chrono Trigger.
Magus: *a black mist gathers in the booth between Johnny and Nick, then forms Magus* Yes, it is a pleasure to watch the gore fly as these 6 worthy competators fight for my belt.
ND: Well, our first brawler just so happens to be Magic Emperor Ghaleon, from Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete.
JG: And our second warrior of death is *looks at the program extremely surprised* Ghaleon from Lunar: Eternal Blue
M: You've got to be kidding, how can one person be 2 competitors??? Oh well, the next challenger is The over-rated loser villain of all time, Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7.
ND: The fourth fearsom fighter is Fei Fong Wong from Xenogears.
JG: And the fifth to wreak havok on the ring is another key Xenogears character, Elhaym (Elly) Van Houten.
M: and finally, from Brave Fencer Musashi, we have none other than Musashi.
*Elly and Fei come walking out together hand in hand, on the opposite side of the ring, come both Ghaleons laughing at all thier failed plans. Musashi and Sephiroth also come out the same door, comparing thier swords and making bets.*
JG: Looks like their may be some alliances formed even before we start this fight.
ND: No time for that now Johnny, all 6 competitors have entered the ring.
M: And even before the bell rings all the battlers pick a target and charge.
Magic Emperor Ghaleon: Your dead Sephiroth, you gave all villains a bad name and now must pay!!!!.
*MEG draws his sword and charges Sephiroth, a few light clanks are heard, and Sephiroth's clothing falls to the ground, the man with the long @$$ sword nowhere to be found*
M: Looks like one is already out of the match. And the other Ghaleon is headed for Elly.
Elly: Why do I always get the cute ones???
ND: Just remember, according to tonights rules, no Gears may be called into the ring. Ouch, that was painful.
*the camera zooms in on Ghaleon's face, which has a huge hole in it*
E: That'll teach you to get fresh with me.
GEB: *rearranges his face then fires his dragon cannon at Elly, who incinerates immediately* Correction, that'll teach you to mess with me, bitch.
JG: It looks like, Yes it is, Fei and Musashi are shaking hands. They turns and head to the Ghaleon's.
M: Fei is taking Ghaleon of Eternal Blue and Musashi the Magic Emperor
Fei: So you're the supposedly mighty Ghaleon huh? You're going down for killing my ELLY!!!!
*Fei unleashes a barrage of DeathBlow attacks on Ghaleon, Koho then Ryujin, then Raijin, then Hoten, and finally Tenbu. A little white number appears over Ghaleon's head and reads 45000, then Ghaleon falls down dead*
M: Ghaleon didn't stand a chance against that 28-point attack.
ND: No he didn't, but we won't see another one of those for a while.
Musashi: eep!
MEG: You pathetic little weakling. Your powers are nothing to me.
*Ghaleon appears behind Musashi wh falls into many little pieces*
MEG: That was all to easy.
F: Damn, didn't I just kill you?
*Ghaleon looks at Fei, and smirks, Fei falls down paralyzed*
JG: It looks like this fight is almost over
ND: Unless Fei can get up he's a deadman.
M: Please turn the camera away, this is going to be too gratuitous even for the most mature viewers.
*The camera turns to the commentators, and a loud Splorge and splat are heard, when the camera returns to the ring, red lines everything. Ghaleon walks out of the ring and back to his locker room with his new belt in hand*
M: Well, the new RPG champion is Magic Emperor Ghaleon.
JG: I'm going to be sick, but that can wait, till next time, this is Johnny Gomez,
ND:And Nick Diamond saying good night, good fight, er good fight good night.
*the camera fades, and gratuitous vomiting can be heard*