This is the story of the blockbuster "Titanic" (sort of). I shall refer to everyone by the Lunar names, but here's a list of who's who...
My Hat Will Go On
Starring:
Hiro as Jack
Lucia as Rose
Leo as Cal
Ruby as herself
Ronfar as Captain Smith
Extras as... everybody else
With a Cameo Appearance by:
Ghaleon as Mr. Andrews
(A bunch of unscrupulous individuals come across the sunken DragonShip Destiny)
Unscrupulous Fellow 1: It's gotta be here! I've been waiting my whole life for this moment!
UF 2: Hear that, folks? He's spent 34 years doing nothing but looking for some trinket. Humor him, okay?
UF 1: "Trinket?!" This is no trinket! It's the most valuable necklace in the world!
UF 2: Says you. What are we looking for again?
UF 1: Lucia's Pendant, of course!
(Just then, Lucia appears)
Lucia: Did someone mention my name?
UF 1: LUCIA!! How did you get here?
Lucia: Would you believe I flapped my arms?
UF 1: Oh well, I don't care how, but why? Why show up now?
Lucia: Because the movie just started, and it's about time for me to toy with you losers by telling you a story that doesn't go anywhere!
UF 1: Do tell!
Lucia: Well...
(Flashback... to Azado Tower, near the DragonShip Destiny)
Leo: Come, Lucia. We must head to Pentagulia, where we shall finally be wed.
Lucia: Thanks, but no thanks.
Leo: Haha. Very funny, Lucia. You know you must come with me, because blah blah blah...
Lucia: FINE! I'll go, just be quiet!
(Meanwhile, in Azado Bar)
Hiro: I'm gonna win this hand!
Card Shark: What makes you so sure?
Hiro: Because, otherwise this Flashback wouldn't exist!
CS: Oh yeah? Well, I bet you my ticket to Pentagulia that you lose!
Hiro: So, if I don't win, you won't not give your ticket to me.
CS: Yep!
Hiro: Okay! I fold! The ticket is mine!
CS: Huh??? D'OH!!!!
(Hiro takes the Ticket and heads for the Destiny)
Porter: Hold on there, boy! Have you been inspected for lice, termites and flying cats?
Hiro: Flying Cats?
Porter: Yes, no flying cats on this ship! I see you don't have any, so you may board now.
(Hiro gets on the ship and is joined by Ruby, who flies on board from the other side. Meanwhile, in the 1st class stateroom...)
Leo: Nice ship, huh Lucia? Why, Althena herself could not sink this ship!
Lucia: How rude! You dare talk about my mother.. err.. sister... or is it creator, in that way!
Leo: Be quiet! I tell you what to do and say! Aren't you glad you get to marry me?
(Ronfar begins to take the ship out of the harbor)
Ronfar: All aboard! Well? Are all aboard? If not, I just left them behind, oops.
(Thus, the long journey to Pentagulia began....)