(Later that day.... The Northern Ice Field, an extremely dangerous place. Only a skilled navigator can make it through here alive. Fortunately, Ronfar is only drunk every other day. Unfortunately, today is an 'every other day')
Ronfar: *hick* Hey, Leo! This be fun! Wanna *hick* try to steer the ship fer awhile?
Leo: No, you seem to be doing a good job.
Ronfar: So... *hick* Why don't you tell me 'bout yer business in Pentagulia?
Leo: Well... okay. I must get Lucia to Pentagulia as soon as possible, or the world will come to an end.
Ronfar: Oh no! No world means no drinks!!! Very bad! *hick* Wait a minute... how's the world gonna end?
Leo: I won't be happy until we're married. If our marriage is delayed any more, I'll be really upset. Since the world revolves around me, if I'm mad, the world will come to an end.
Ronfar: Gee... that makes a lot o' sense...
(Leo finally notices that Ronfar is drunk)
Leo: Errr... I think I'll go talk to Lucia, now...
(In the 1st class Stateroom....)
Lucia: Huh, time to go see Hiro again. Uh oh, someone's at the door!
Leo: I'm coming to get you, Caleb! Haha! Hi Lucia! I have a present for you!
(Leo takes out a box and gives it to Lucia, who opens it)
Lucia: Hey, this is my pendant! You took it? I've been looking for this, y'know!
Leo: Great gift, huh? Just what you wanted!
(Dusk, in the 3rd class dining hall/privy...)
Hiro: Great party, huh Ruby?
Ruby: I could do without the stench...
(Enter Lucia)
Lucia: Wow! What a great place! So many peasants to wait on me!
Hiro: Hey, Lucia!
Lucia: John!
Hiro: Marsha!
Ruby: Okay, knock it off you two...
Hiro: Nice pendant, Lucia!
Lucia: Say, here's an idea. How'd you like to draw a picture of me wearing nothing but the pendant?
Hiro: Gee, umm... okay!
Ruby: HIRO!!!!
Hiro: Why don't we dance instead?
(After dancing, eating, drinking, and relieving themselves, Hiro and Lucia left the 3rd class dining hall/privy. It is now midnight. The pair stands on the main deck.)
Lucia: The ship sure is moving fast, isn't it?
Hiro: Yeah, Leo must have called for more speed.
Lucia: That jerk! Good thing I'm using you to get back at him!
Hiro: What was that?
Lucia: Nothing...
Lookout: 12 O'CLOCK AND ALL'S FINE AND DANDY!
Hiro: It's quiet... too quiet... something bad is going to happen.
Lucia: You don't mean!?!
Hiro: Yes. Ship to Ship Salesmen! Ahh!!!!
(A small boat docks with the Destiny, and a girl climbs onto the Destiny)
Lemina: Hey guys! It sure is cold out here tonight! Looks like you could use some mega-warm scarves!!
Lookout: 12:05 AND EVERYTHING IS SUPER! AND, DON'T FORGET TO DIAL 1-800-ALTHENA WHEN YOU CALL COLLECT! IT SAVES UP TO 5.4%! Oh yes, looks like there's an iceberg up ahead. That's nice, too.
Hiro, Lucia, and Lemina: ICEBERG!??!
(The Destiny is on a collision course with a huge iceberg. This looks bad, yes, very bad, *hick*)
Leo: Ronfar, what did you do to the Narrator?