(The Destiny sails across... umm.. where was I?)
Hiro: ICEBERG!!!!
(Oh yeah! Ronfar, noticing the Iceberg, springs into action)
Ronfar: Gotta save the booze!! *hick*
(As Ronfar runs to the Wine Cellar, Ruby appears on deck)
Ruby: What's all the yelling about, Hiro?
(Hiro weakly points at the huge iceberg)
Ruby: An iceberg? It's about time! This story was dragging on forever!
(The White Dragon Nall is seen flying overhead)
Nall: Never fear! I shall destroy the iceberg and save you all from certain doom!
Lemina: Well, okay, but I'm not paying you for it...
(Nall opens up a plot hole, into which the iceberg falls)
Nall: Hey Ruby, wanna come to Taben's peak with me? I'll show you how to morph into a power ranger...
Ruby: Do I ever! Let's go, go, power rangers!
(Nall and Ruby fly away)
Lucia: That was awfully close, wasn't it? We almost hit that... ICEBERG!
(The Destiny collides with another Iceberg that was just behind the huge one. Leo arrives on deck.)
Leo: Lucia! What are you doing with that Urchin Boy!?
Lucia: Plotting against you.
Leo: Well, okay, as long as you aren't doing anything immoral.
Hiro: I think we have more important things to worry about now!
Leo: Silence! Only I say when you may speak!
(No, only I say when he may speak.)
Leo: Well, technically...
(A flash of lightning, a crash of thunder, and Ghaleon appears)
Ghaleon: My, my. Looks like I was right all along.
Hiro: Ghaleon! I thought you only had one cameo appearance!
Ghaleon: That's my name, don't wear it out. Actually, don't wear it, period *shudder*. By the way, I'll appear as many times as I want, nyah nyah.
Leo: Master Ghaleon! Why are you here? Shouldn't you be watching late night reruns of Gilligan's island now?
Ghaleon: Yes, I was, but it's the one in which Gilligan gets bopped with a coconut...
Leo: ... and you've seen it a million times, of course!
Lemina: Hey Ghaleon, you look like a man with good taste! How'd you like a mega-stylish scarf?
Ghaleon: Actually, I've come to reveal the evil plot.
Lucia: You mean, this story actually has some kind of point to it???
Ghaleon: Yes...
(The Words "IMPORTANT PLOT INFO" flash)
Ghaleon: You see, Zophar plans to enslave the world, and he couldn't think of a better way to do it than by making the most expensive disaster movie ever...
Hiro: So THAT'S why the Priests were collecting so much silver!
Ghaleon: Don't interrupt, Urchin Boy. Zophar's movie will enchant half of humanity, and disgust the other half. This will cause minor fisticuffs in Theatres and Knucklebuster Video Stores, eventually starting a full scale war!
(A deep laughter is heard)
Zophar: I'm the King of the World! Whoo!!!!
Hiro: Zophar! You can't win! We'll stop you using a power you can't fathom!
Zophar: Hahahahaha! Any power you hold is useless in the face of my movie! You have no hope of beating me, Urchin Boy!
Hiro: What?!? Urchin Boy!! Do I have a sign on my back or what?!?!?
(Meanwhile, the Destiny has half sunken into the water)
Lemina: I think it's time to jump ship... I'll give you guys a ride, only 1000 silver a passenger!
(How will Hiro and Lucia stop Zophar? What will become of the Destiny? Does Hiro even have 1000 silver? Will the Unscrupulous Fellows get ahold of Lucia's Pendant? Find out the answers to these and other questions in the thrilling conclusion!)
Ghaleon: Thrilling? Who do you think you're fooling...