(The Destiny lurches in the freezing water)
Lurch: You rang?
(oops, wrong Lurch)
Leo: Lemma get this straight... this was all your doing, Zophar?
Zophar: Of course! I set this whole thing up! Do you really think that Hiro could win against a Card Shark?
Hiro: Wow, he called me Hiro! Hey... what about this ridiculous "short cut" to Pentagulia?
Zophar: Hahahaha! Mine, too. Of course, it wasn't very hard to make Ronfar think it was a good route, after all, I told him of it on "an every other day". You moronic puppets have done exactly as I planned! Now, I have come to personally oversee the production of the final scene in my masterpiece!
Lucia: Was it also your idea to put the 3rd class dining hall and privy in the same room!?
Ghaleon: No, that was was my idea *grin* Oh, I think I hear the oven timer. Cheerio!
(Ghaleon vanishes)
Hiro, to Lucia: I have an idea... (whispers)
Lucia: What!? That'll never work! You idiot!
Hiro: How DARE you call me an idiot! You... you... blue haired freak!
Lucia: Oooooh!! Leo, let's go! I'm sure you have 2000 silver so we can escape with Lemina and leave Hiro behind!
Leo: That's the spirit!
Lemina: Pay up, buddy!
Leo: Okay...
(Leo takes out a bag with 10,000 silver)
Leo: Here's your 2000 and I'll just put the rest away...
Lemina: Did I say 1000 silver a person? I meant 5000! Yes, that's right!
(Leo and Lucia board Lemina's ship)
Zophar: What are you doing?!? Get back on the Destiny, Lucia!
Lucia: With that loser, Hiro? No way!
Hiro: I only have 5 silver, but even if I had 1 million, I would rather drown than go on a boat with Lucia!
Zophar: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOLS!!!!! You ruined the end of my movie! Now it will never win an obscene number of academy awards!
Lucia: I thought you wanted to rule the world...?
Zophar: Yeah right! Who'd want the world when you could have shiny little statuettes?
(Zophar disappears!)
Hiro: Victory! Great job, Lucia!
Lucia: Excellent work Hiro! That was a marvelous plan!
Leo: What's going on here...
Lemina: Who cares?!? Let's get out of here!
(Ronfar appears on deck, carrying several bottles of ale)
Ronfar: I did it! I'm a Hee-Row! *hick!*
(Hiro throws Ronfar into Lemina's boat. The rest of the crew and passengers, which consists of about 100 people, easily fit in Lemina's 2 meter long row boat. Why not?)
Lemina: You all had better pay up when we get back to the mainland!
(The Destiny wobbles a bit, then sinks beneath the surface....)
Lucia: It's gone...
(The Destiny pops back up!)
Destiny: Tell uncle Joe.... I always loved his pot roast! Augh....!
Leo: What a ham-and-a-half! Yuck!
(The Destiny FINALLY sinks to the bottom of the ocean.)
(The Flashback ends. Be kind, please rewind this flashback before returning it.)
Unscrupulous Fellow 2: I thought I understood the story of Destiny... until now. Now, I'm just really confused!
UF 1: But, what about Lucia's Pendant?
Lucia: What, this?
(Lucia holds out her Pendant)
UF 1: Yes, that! You had it all along?! Argh! Say, can I have it?
Lucia: Yeah, right! This is the only reminder I have of the sea voyage where I met my true love, Hiro!
UF 1: I'll give you 10,000,000 silver for it.
Lucia: Very good doing business with you, sir... goodbye.
(Lucia throws down the pendant, picks up the money and leaves)
UF 1: Hahaha! It's mine, all mine!
UF 2: What's that etched on the back, there?
UF 1: Where? Oh... hmm... "14 carot gold plated, made in Larpa" NOOO!!!!!!!!
(meanwhile, in Meribia)
Zophar: So, that's what happened, all those years ago.
Ramus: I hear you, pal. Attaining fame and fortune is so difficult nowadays...
Zophar: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Ruby: Don't forget me! Ruby Ruby Ruuuu!!!!