Lunar Box Office Hit: My Hat Will Go On

(The Destiny lurches in the freezing water)

Lurch: You rang?

(oops, wrong Lurch)

Leo: Lemma get this straight... this was all your doing, Zophar?

Zophar: Of course! I set this whole thing up! Do you really think that Hiro could win against a Card Shark?

Hiro: Wow, he called me Hiro! Hey... what about this ridiculous "short cut" to Pentagulia?

Zophar: Hahahaha! Mine, too. Of course, it wasn't very hard to make Ronfar think it was a good route, after all, I told him of it on "an every other day". You moronic puppets have done exactly as I planned! Now, I have come to personally oversee the production of the final scene in my masterpiece!

Lucia: Was it also your idea to put the 3rd class dining hall and privy in the same room!?

Ghaleon: No, that was was my idea *grin* Oh, I think I hear the oven timer. Cheerio!

(Ghaleon vanishes)

Hiro, to Lucia: I have an idea... (whispers)

Lucia: What!? That'll never work! You idiot!

Hiro: How DARE you call me an idiot! You... you... blue haired freak!

Lucia: Oooooh!! Leo, let's go! I'm sure you have 2000 silver so we can escape with Lemina and leave Hiro behind!

Leo: That's the spirit!

Lemina: Pay up, buddy!

Leo: Okay...

(Leo takes out a bag with 10,000 silver)

Leo: Here's your 2000 and I'll just put the rest away...

Lemina: Did I say 1000 silver a person? I meant 5000! Yes, that's right!

(Leo and Lucia board Lemina's ship)

Zophar: What are you doing?!? Get back on the Destiny, Lucia!

Lucia: With that loser, Hiro? No way!

Hiro: I only have 5 silver, but even if I had 1 million, I would rather drown than go on a boat with Lucia!

Zophar: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOLS!!!!! You ruined the end of my movie! Now it will never win an obscene number of academy awards!

Lucia: I thought you wanted to rule the world...?

Zophar: Yeah right! Who'd want the world when you could have shiny little statuettes?

(Zophar disappears!)

Hiro: Victory! Great job, Lucia!

Lucia: Excellent work Hiro! That was a marvelous plan!

Leo: What's going on here...

Lemina: Who cares?!? Let's get out of here!

(Ronfar appears on deck, carrying several bottles of ale)

Ronfar: I did it! I'm a Hee-Row! *hick!*

(Hiro throws Ronfar into Lemina's boat. The rest of the crew and passengers, which consists of about 100 people, easily fit in Lemina's 2 meter long row boat. Why not?)

Lemina: You all had better pay up when we get back to the mainland!

(The Destiny wobbles a bit, then sinks beneath the surface....)

Lucia: It's gone...

(The Destiny pops back up!)

Destiny: Tell uncle Joe.... I always loved his pot roast! Augh....!

Leo: What a ham-and-a-half! Yuck!

(The Destiny FINALLY sinks to the bottom of the ocean.)

(The Flashback ends. Be kind, please rewind this flashback before returning it.)

Unscrupulous Fellow 2: I thought I understood the story of Destiny... until now. Now, I'm just really confused!

UF 1: But, what about Lucia's Pendant?

Lucia: What, this?

(Lucia holds out her Pendant)

UF 1: Yes, that! You had it all along?! Argh! Say, can I have it?

Lucia: Yeah, right! This is the only reminder I have of the sea voyage where I met my true love, Hiro!

UF 1: I'll give you 10,000,000 silver for it.

Lucia: Very good doing business with you, sir... goodbye.

(Lucia throws down the pendant, picks up the money and leaves)

UF 1: Hahaha! It's mine, all mine!

UF 2: What's that etched on the back, there?

UF 1: Where? Oh... hmm... "14 carot gold plated, made in Larpa" NOOO!!!!!!!!

(meanwhile, in Meribia)

Zophar: So, that's what happened, all those years ago.

Ramus: I hear you, pal. Attaining fame and fortune is so difficult nowadays...

Zophar: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Ruby: Don't forget me! Ruby Ruby Ruuuu!!!!

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