Message Board Madness

by Various Authors

Every so often people post the occasional humerous short story on the message board at the Shrine to Ghaleon. These shorts are often VERY short, funny, and after their posting often have no place to go. So this collection has been started to keep these entertaining bits of humor from fading from memory. (Note: Unlike the rest of the fanfics here, I do virtually no proofreading except for content. Shorts are presented as they were first written, spelling and grammar errors included.)

Zophar's Triumph

by Blake

RPG Celebrity Deathmatch

created by Dana Vanstane

Episode 1 - Ghaleon vs. Sephiroth by Dana Vanstane
Episode 2 - Jean vs. Tifa by Dana Vanstane
Episode 3 - Accidental Deathmatch by Sean Hollern
Episode 4 - Luna vs. Lucia vs. Aerith by Demos
Episode 5 - Xenobia vs. Scythe by Rae Salyer
Episode 6 - Loser Deathmatches by Sean Hollern
Episode 7 - Ramus vs. Glug vs. Borgan by Mira Salyer
Episode 8 - The Cutest Creature Deathmatch by V-Alis
Episode 9 - Title Match by Demos
Episode 10 - Ditzy Deathmatch by Demos
Episode 11 - Transportation Deathmatch by Dragonmaster Skewer
Episode 12 - Lemina Bug vs. Working Designs Logo by JWL
Episode 13 - Dragon Deathmatch by Demos
Episode 14 - Battle of the Puppets by JWL
Episode 15 - Nash vs. Kazin vs. Rayden by Jessy-Chan
Episode 16 - Lucia vs. Hiro by Bryan Peterson
Episode 17 - Lucia vs. Harry Potter by Keily
Episode 18 - Ghaleon vs. Lord Voldemort by Bryan Peterson
Episode 19 - Lucia vs. Keily by Keily
Episode 20 - The Four Heroes vs. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Ian N. Cohen
Episode 21 - Mystere vs. The Wonder Twins by Ian N. Cohen

Lunar: The Missing Dialogue

by JWL

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

Lunar Outtakes

by Demos

Lunar Missing Quotes

by Demos

Lunar Box Office Hit: My Hat Will Go On

by JWL

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

Adventures of Mystere

by Sean Hollern

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Zophar: The Teen Years

by Frank Holtham

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Mystere: The Mediocre

by Sean Hollern

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Mystere: The Mediocre Theme Song

by Kaiser Farooque

Musical Parodies

created by Sean Hollern

1. Thriller by Sean Hollern
2. Bohemian Rhapsody by Sean Hollern
3. Tubthumping by Sean Hollern
4. Barbie Girl by Sean Hollern
5. Pretty Fly (for a white guy) by Rae Salyer
6. Just a Girl by Demos
7. Nice Guys Finish Last by Mira Salyer
8. Killer Queen by Miss Mia
9. Kato Collection Vol. 1 by Dragonmaster Kato
10. Kato Collection Vol. 2 by Dragonmaster Kato
11. One Week by Dragonmaster Kato
12. Hie Ho, Hie Ho by EB_Ghaleon
13. La Bamba by Frank Holtham
14. Vanilla Ice by Dragonmaster Kato
15. Kato Collection Vol. 3 by Dragonmaster Kato
16. Everyone's Free to Wear Sunscreen by Dragonmaster Kato
17. Toys R Us Song by #JoLe#
18. Love Shack by Sean Hollern
19. What It's Like by Dr. Carter
20. American Pie by Dragonmaster Kato
21. Mambo #5 by Sean Hollern
22. End of the World by Demos
23. Blame Canada by Pixy Misa
24. The Saga Begins by Demos
25. Luna's Boat Song by Jeralyn
26. Scarborough Fair by Ian N. Cohen
27. Small Two of Pieces by Demos
28. Gilligan's Island Theme by Ian N. Cohen
29. Captain Planet Theme by Jessy-chan
30. Goodbye Earl by K'Arthur
31. I'm Too Sexy by W4
32. The Phantom of the Opera by Rowan Seven
33. Devil Went Down To Georgia by Anon Mous
34. On Top of Old Smokey by Anon Mous
35. Y. M. C. A. by Anon Mous

Tsar Wars

by JWL

Prologue
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Zopharized Animaniacs Theme

by JWL

Lunar Characters on Break

by Mira and Rae Salyer

Part 1
Part 2

RPG vs Anime Celebrity Deathmatch

by Frank Holtham

Round 1 - Cloud vs. Shinji Ikari
Round 2 - Borgan vs. Heart
Round 3 - Sabin vs. Vegeta

Lunar South Park

by Dragonmaster Kato

Part 1
Part 2

Alex's World: A Wayne's World Parody

by Dragonmaster Kato

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9

Lunar Kombat

by Sean Hollern

Part 1
Part 2

Magic Knight RayLunar

by Mira Salyer

Prologue
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

The Return of Mystere, the Mediocre

by Sean Hollern

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Mad Cow on the Loose on Lunar

by Geri Hine

Part 1
Part 2

Mini-fic: The Battle with Ghaleon

by Skewer

When Ghaleon meets Eminem...

by LeVar Holmes

The Return of Mystere, the Mediocre! The Revenge!

by Sean Hollern

Part 1

The real reason SSS was delayed...

by Blake

Shriek

by Lil' Gon

The Young & The Vane

by Lil' Gon

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

Dragonmaster Alex in the 24 1/2th Century

by Ian N. Cohen

Win Lemina Ausa's Money

by Demos

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Lunar Celebrity Jeopardy

by Lil' Gon

Part 1
Part 2

The Wizard of Reza

by JWL

The Anime Club

by Lil' Gon

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

The Blair Lunar Project

by Lil' Gon

Lunar the Play

by Markos

Scene 1
Scene 2

5th (aka Lunar Trek)

by JWL

After Hours at the Message Board

by Demos

Part 1
Part 2

Lunar Python's Life of Borgan

by Ian N. Cohen

Theme Song
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

The Young & The Vane: Ghaleon's Tale

by Lil' Gon

Part 1
Part 2

Lunar Python and the Dark Scimitar

by Ian N. Cohen

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

Mad Cow Runs Rampant In Vane

by Lord Leo

The Secret War of Mauri Simpson

by Bryan Peterson

Part 1
Part 2

Waking Mel DeAlkirk

by Bryan Peterson

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Lunar Style

by Ian N. Cohen

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to...Lunar?

by Bryan Peterson

Episode 1
Episode 2

The Cast of "Equation" Does Springer

by K'Arthur

Leo Minific Series

by Darrell Whitney

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Lunar Whose Line Is It Anyway

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

Lunar Night Live

by Sean Hollern

Part 1

Lunar Idol

by Lil' Gon

Part 1
Part 2

The Lunar Awards

by Zero

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Ghaleon, make money working at home!

by JWL

Lunar Whose Line Is It Anyway Is Back!

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

How Zophar Infected the Blue Star

by JWL

Lunar Whose Line 3

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Zero's Amazing Story

by Zero

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12

Zero's Amazing Adventure Side Story

by Skylark

Children of Eternity

by Roas Atrades

Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Interlude 1
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16		 Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Interlude 2
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Interlude 3
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32		 Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38

Lemony Fricket's A Series of Unfortunate Remakes

by Mallow

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Lunar Whose Line 4

by Skylark

A Day In the Life of the Shrine to Ghaleon

by Zero

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

History of the Shrine to Ghaleon Part 1

by Skylark

Scene 1
Scene 2

Lunar Olympics

created by Skylark

Part 1 - Opening Ceremony by Skylark
Part 2 - Dragon Tossing by Roas Atrades
Part 3 - 50 Meter Breaststroke by Anon Mous
Part 4 - Archery by Anon Mous
Part 5 - Pole Vault by Skylark

A Day In the Life of the Shrine to Ghaleon - Day 2

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

A Day In the Life of the Shrine to Ghaleon - Day 3

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Lunarwood Squares

by Anon Mous

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Behind the Scenes of Children of Eternity

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2

A Day In the Life of the Shrine to Ghaleon - Day 4

by Skylark

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

If you would like to contribute to the anthology it is easy to do so! Anyone is welcome as long as the story is first posted on the Message Board and that it follows the guidelines for the rest of the Library of Vane. Please note though: Updating Message Board Madness is my lowest priority when it comes to updating the Shrine, so there is typically a substantial backlog between when a story is first posted and when it is added to the anthology.

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Last adjustments were January 4, 2009