And now, ladies and gentlemen. The newest adventure of Mystere: The Mediocre.
(In the dead of night, Pentagulia sits atop of the peaceful water inside of the surrounding mountains. It almost seems peaceful, that is if it weren't for the fact there are three madmen, a crazy lady posing as a Goddess, and a madman who is in league with the dark god of destruction posing as saviors, but actually trying to destroy the world. So, other then that, it's peaceful. Oh, I almost forgot. There's a nut who puts on a stupid Halloween mask and goes around fighting these bad guys, what a moron.)
Leo: This has a point, I assume.
[(*sigh*) Fine. But, in the dead of night, as I said. All is peaceful, but without a sound, a ship hovers behind the main temple, and lands. A green-skined person walks out, in a flash of lantern, the word LANDALE is barely seen. Ghaleon approaches the ship.]
Ghaleon: You have it?
Man: Yes. It took some doing, but the Dezorian government is more than happy to get rid of this... thing.
Ghaleon: Is it THAT powerful?
Man: No, it's worse.
(Inside of the ship, a box with all kinds of warning labels written on it sits strapped down to the deck. It shakes once or twice, and a hideous roar can be heard from inside. It shakes vigiously, and two of the straps come loose, the box almost falls over, and almost breaks open. The crewmembers work furiously to replace the box, as it senses an opportunity to break free. But, the event is taken care of quickly.)
Man: Careful you idiots!
Crewmember: Sorry, Hatless.
Ghaleon: Hatless?
Man: Yes, I'm the Hatless Dezorian.
Ghaleon: Come again?
HD: I'm from Dezolis, that makes me a Dezorian.
Ghaleon: Yeah?
HD: (*annoyed*) And do you see a hat?!
Ghaleon: Well, no.
HD: Then there you go! (*sigh*) Moron. OK, folks, roll it out, and let Einstein here take care of it.
(The crew does what they are told, and then once the box is out, they quickly scamper back into the ship.)
HD: It's been a pleasure doing business with you. (*shakes hands*)
(Then Hatless and his crew enter the Landale, and the ship quickly leaves.)
Ghaleon: Heh, he didn't even ask for a tip. And I have the very weapon that will destroy that pest Mystere once and for all! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Meanwhile, in the Landale.)
HD: Ah, good. Now Algo is finally rid of that damn creature forever.
Crewmember: But, isn't it wrong to dump our problems on someone else.
HD: Do I look like I care?
Crewmemeber: No. Why?
HD: (*snear*) Just pilot the damn ship.
Crewmember: You know, you should do something about your language sir.
HD: Bite me.
Crewmember: Much better.
(Meanwhile, in the White Tower.)
(Leo walks up groggy.)
Leo: Ah damn.
Alfred: You heard it too sir?
Leo: (*shakes his head yes*) That stupid laugh can only mean that Ghaleon has another scheme in the works.
Robin: (*yawn*) Do you want to take care of it now?
Leo: Of course not, my head is still ringing from these bunnies doing Spice Girls songs. It can wait until morning.
Alfred: Very good sir.
Uh oh. Looks like Mystere is going to putting in some overtime.
What threat of Algo could they have possibly brought?
Will Mystere be able to control it?
Will there be any more stupid jokes?
Will there be any more unusual cameos?
Find this out and not much more in the next installment of Mystere: The Mediocre.