Mystere, the Mediocre. Part II (finally)
[play theme song, thank you.]
Narrator: And welcome to another...
Kaizer: Hey! The theme song isn't over yet!
Narrator: (*grumbles*) Sorry.
[The narrator waits until the theme song is over.]
Narrator: Now, where was I, ah yes. When last we left our hero he was interrupted from his usual day of sleeping-in by Ghaleon's evil laughter. A key signal the evil man was doing something sinister and stupid.
Leo: Which goes without saying.
Narrator: Ah, yeah. Anyways, now for part II of the thrilling adventures of Mystere, the Mediocre!
Leo: Thanks, your a doll.
Narrator: No problem.
Leo: Well, I guess I'll head to the palace to find out what is going on.
Narrator: And so, under the rouse of an evil servant of the Dark God Zophar, Leo heads to the main palace of the fake Althena to try and find out what kind of evil deed that Ghaleon has come up with this time.
Leo: Ghaleon, are you here?
Ghaleon: Ah, Mystere, so you think you can defeat me, the great Ghaleon?
Narrator: Uh oh, Leo's heart jumps up into his throat, could his grave secret have been revealed?
Leo: Ah... sir?
[Ghaleon turns around, startled.]
Ghaleon: Ah! Leo, don't scare me like that. I was... ah... I wasn't practicing my evil one-liners, if that is what you are thinking.
Leo: I would never think that. [He says with a smirk, I'll just rub it in when I have the mask on. hee hee hee] I heard your laughter last night, and was wondering what was up, and if I could help.
Ghaleon: Oh damn.
Leo: Something wrong?
Ghaleon: Well, if you heard me, then that rat Mystere must have as well.
Leo: My thoughts exactly.
[Borgan moves into the room.]
Borgan: Hello everybody.
Everyone: NORM!
Borgan: Close enough. I heard your laughter last night.
Leo: You too?
Borgan: No, I was alone. [*whimper*] Again.
Narrator: Ah man, that was BAD.
Borgan: Oh, what do you know?
Narrator: Everything, I'm the narrator.
Borgan: Ah, dangit.
Leo: You know, you really should get that lady outta your head.
Ghaleon: [whisper] You'd have a better chance at getting a cupcake out of his hands.
Leo: [*chuckles*]
Borgan: Ah, you're mean. [Floats away crying.]
Leo: That was pointless.
Ghaleon: Maybe, but a good time killer.
Leo: True. Anyways, where were we?
Narrator: His evil laughter.
Leo: Oh yeah thanks.
Narrator: That's why I'm here.
Leo: So, what's the plan?
Ghaleon: [*evil laughter*] You just leave everything to me. I'll make sure that our pal Mystere will have a welcome that he'll never forget, no matter how hard he tries. [*loud evil laughter*]
Leo: Great. I'll let you go then.
Ghaleon: Huh? Oh, OK. [*pouts*]
Leo: [*sigh*] OK. Ghaleon, I'll be back later to play.
Ghaleon: [*starts jumping up and down*]
Narrator: Oh sure, he would return that day, but as Mystere, the Mediocre!
Mystere: Oh please. [*rolls his eyes*]
Narrator: Mystere, using his secret passageways, sneaks into the main hall of the main temple, in the main city, of the main moon known as Lunar. Uh, too specific?
Mystere: Just a tad.
Narrator: Oh well. You can't stop me, cause I'm the narrator! Anyways, now onto the show.
Ghaleon: Finally.
Mystere: My thoughts exactly. Now, Ghaleon, just what do you have up your sleeve?
Ghaleon: Your death, Mystere.
Narrator: Ghaleon snaps his finger, and half a dozen bad guys show up to teach him a lesson.
Biff! Bop! Bash! Bang! Crack! Oww! Bonk! Boom!
Narrator: After a brief fight, Mystere defeats Ghaleon's minions, but Ghaleon has disappeared. Mystere, follows him to try and bring him to justice, but is stopped short when Ghaleon is standing by the main fountain. Sitting there is a large box with the words "Property of Earth: Do not open until Christmas." It shakes violently and roars an evil roar.
Mystere: What... What is this thing?
Ghaleon: [*evil grin*] Your worst nightmare. [*opens up the box*]
Narrator: As the interior of the box spreads out all over the inner chamber, standing before the two is a danger so hideous that even Ghaleon didn't realize it until he had opened up the box. The colored beast stood there, and just laughed its evil, sickening, dark laugh.
Mystere: [*his face is as white as a ghost*] By the Goddess, Ghaleon, what have you done?
Narrator: What is the terror?
Is there anything that I in fact do NOT know?
Does anybody care?
That, and not a damn thing more, next time on the conclusion of
Mystere: the Mediocre!