Lunar: The Missing Dialogue

After smashing the Magic Tester in the Haunted Mansion.....

Lemina: You idiots! You totally destroyed my mega magic tester!!!

Ronfar: Magic tester?! Hey, what were we supposed to do, play dead and hope it would leave us alone?

Lemina: (sigh) Oh well, I guess you did pass... but couldn't you have at least been a little more thoughtful?

Hiro: Thoughtful?! That thing tried to kill us! You told us that this was a passageway, not a death trap!

Lemina: Well, you could at least pay for the damage...

Ruby: Ha! What a kook! Fix your own toy, Goldilocks!

Lemina: I don't think talking kitties with wings are in a position to call anyone a "kook"... so how about that silver, pal?

Hiro: I'm not paying you anything!

Lemina: Wanna bet! (takes out a form) See this?

Hiro: Yeah, so what?

Lemina: This mansion is the property of the Vane magic guild, you are legally bound to pay for any destruction you caused!

Lucia: "legally bound"? Does this mean Althena will come and repremand anyone who breaks this rule? I hope so! I need to see her, you know.

(They all ignore Lucia)

Ronfar: (takes out his dice) How about we play a game, here. We win, we owe you nothing. You win, and we pay you double.

Lemina: Did you say double?! Even numbers are mine!

(the dice roll)

Ronfar: Sorry, odd!

Jean: C'mon Hiro, let's get out of here!

Lemina: Not so fast! You cheaters aren't going anywhere! You passed the test, so you must join the Magic Guild!

Hiro: Okay! We'll join your stupid guild after we finish what we're doing right now!

Lemina: Fine, then you'd better let me come along, I can get you 10 magic beans for that kitty instead of 5!

Lucia: Can these "magic beans" help restore the Blue Star?!?

Ruby: (Fuming with anger) How about we go back to where Leo was so he can run this jerk over with the Destiny!

(footsteps are heard)

Ronfar: (to Hiro) It's Leo! Let's get out of here now!

(the group heads for the exit, Leo enters the room)

Leo: They are nearby! I can smell it! Literally!

Guard: They aren't here, Lord Leo. See? The room is empty. Can't we just take a break from chasing these people?

Leo: Never! As members of Althena's guard, we are honor bound to...

Guard: (mutters) That will teach me to keep my mouth shut...

Leo: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah!

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