Outside the Vane Magic Guild... Ghaleon stands...
Ghaleon: Well, I guess I'd better start killing the people of Vane. No sense in wasting the daylight...
(enter Hiro, the er... umm... Hero, with Ruby)
Hiro: No way, Ghaleon!
Ghaleon: So, the little pipsqueak and his pet rat have come down to face me? Hm hm hm... Well, this battle should be over rather quickly!
Ronfar: You seem pretty confident about a fight that hasn't started yet, you Spock wannabe!
Leo: Blah Blah Blah!
All: What?!?
Leo: I said, "I will resist you with every fibre of my being, Ghaleon!" I ate a great deal of cereal this morning, so I certainly have a lot of fibre!
Ruby: Yeah! We can take this wimp! Now, just wait for me to fly out of harm's way to start fighting, okay Hiro?
Jean: Enough talk! Let's go everybody!
Ghaleon: Hrmph. What a waste of my skill. Prepare to witness my fury!
(Ghaleon chants a lengthy spell... and then... a terrible creature appears)
Energizer Bunny: I keep going and going and going!
Ghaleon: Oh, wait, that was my trick for Zophar's birthday party! Ahhhh... here we go...
(Hiro's party is hit by pink bolts of lightning, they all fall to the ground)
Ghaleon: What a delightfully worthless waste of life. To think, I could be listening to my Abba right now, but I'm stuck here instead...
Ronfar: Don't count your chips yet! This isn't over!
Lemina: We're down, but we're not out!
Leo: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah!
Ghaleon: What was that?
Leo: Oh, nevermind!
Hiro: Let's get him!
(they all rush Ghaleon and miraculously defeat him)
Lemina: All right! When Hiro started screaming like a lunatic, I got my power back! By the way Hiro, maybe you should consider therapy for your little... problem. Dr. Lemina, only 500 silver an hour!
Ghaleon: Well, I guess the jig is up. I let you win, of course
Hiro: Huh! I hadn't noticed! Hehe...
Ghaleon: Here, take this, Hiro (he hands Hiro a sword). It will give you an 'edge' against Zophar
Ruby: Aww, c'mon Ghaleon! I'm dying here! Couldn't you have resisted that awful pun?
Hiro: Wow! It's a Ginsu! Goodnight, Zophar!
Jean: Really? Cut a tin can with it! C'mon, I wanna see!
(the scene shifts to Zophar's pinnacle)
Zophar: Curses! My nastiness for today is not satisfied! They'll think I'm turning into a Big Softee Evil God Thingy! I really wanted to destroy Vane! (pouts) And, I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids! Oh, yes, and their dog... err... flying cat, too!