Lunar: The Missing Dialogue

Outside the Vane Magic Guild... Ghaleon stands...

Ghaleon: Well, I guess I'd better start killing the people of Vane. No sense in wasting the daylight...

(enter Hiro, the er... umm... Hero, with Ruby)

Hiro: No way, Ghaleon!

Ghaleon: So, the little pipsqueak and his pet rat have come down to face me? Hm hm hm... Well, this battle should be over rather quickly!

Ronfar: You seem pretty confident about a fight that hasn't started yet, you Spock wannabe!

Leo: Blah Blah Blah!

All: What?!?

Leo: I said, "I will resist you with every fibre of my being, Ghaleon!" I ate a great deal of cereal this morning, so I certainly have a lot of fibre!

Ruby: Yeah! We can take this wimp! Now, just wait for me to fly out of harm's way to start fighting, okay Hiro?

Jean: Enough talk! Let's go everybody!

Ghaleon: Hrmph. What a waste of my skill. Prepare to witness my fury!

(Ghaleon chants a lengthy spell... and then... a terrible creature appears)

Energizer Bunny: I keep going and going and going!

Ghaleon: Oh, wait, that was my trick for Zophar's birthday party! Ahhhh... here we go...

(Hiro's party is hit by pink bolts of lightning, they all fall to the ground)

Ghaleon: What a delightfully worthless waste of life. To think, I could be listening to my Abba right now, but I'm stuck here instead...

Ronfar: Don't count your chips yet! This isn't over!

Lemina: We're down, but we're not out!

Leo: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah!

Ghaleon: What was that?

Leo: Oh, nevermind!

Hiro: Let's get him!

(they all rush Ghaleon and miraculously defeat him)

Lemina: All right! When Hiro started screaming like a lunatic, I got my power back! By the way Hiro, maybe you should consider therapy for your little... problem. Dr. Lemina, only 500 silver an hour!

Ghaleon: Well, I guess the jig is up. I let you win, of course

Hiro: Huh! I hadn't noticed! Hehe...

Ghaleon: Here, take this, Hiro (he hands Hiro a sword). It will give you an 'edge' against Zophar

Ruby: Aww, c'mon Ghaleon! I'm dying here! Couldn't you have resisted that awful pun?

Hiro: Wow! It's a Ginsu! Goodnight, Zophar!

Jean: Really? Cut a tin can with it! C'mon, I wanna see!

(the scene shifts to Zophar's pinnacle)

Zophar: Curses! My nastiness for today is not satisfied! They'll think I'm turning into a Big Softee Evil God Thingy! I really wanted to destroy Vane! (pouts) And, I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids! Oh, yes, and their dog... err... flying cat, too!

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