(Hiro's party arrives at Zophar's Pinnacle)
Hiro: That has to be the passage that leads to Zophar!
Jean: But there is some kind of barrier in the way... of course, old Zophie doesn't want Avon calling, does he?
Ronfar: (notices the 4 fiends) I guess we have to fight the fiends AGAIN.
Hiro: Wow! What an easy way to make this game longer while not taking up too much memory on the CD!
Ruby: Huh?!? What are you babbling about Hiro?
(Hiro's party fights and defeats the 4 fiends... yet again)
Jean: Couldn't you have destroyed that barrier yourself, Lemina?
Lemina: Well, yeah, but nobody asked!
Leo: Who cares? The barrier is gone now, so let us get to Zophar and mess him up royally!
(the party walks along the seemingly endless dark corridor... and finally reaches Zophar's colliseum)
Lucia: Hiro! Run away! Zophar is telling dirty limericks and I don't want you to hear them!
Zophar: What's wrong with you, Lucia? Turning away our special guests before telling them what the next item up for bid is...
Lucia: No! I refuse to be second banana in another of your evil game shows, Zophar!
Zophar: Oh well, I guess I'll just have to kill your friends instead... what a pity!
Hiro: Zophar! Your twisted words don't scare us! We will not allow you to pervert this world with your evil! Your game's up!
All, including Zophar: Nice speech, Hiro!
(Hiro charges at Zophar, Ghaleon's sword in hand, and thrusts the sword forward)
Zophar: Ahh! You got me! Is this the end of Zophar?!? Oh horror of horrors! I'm done for! (falls on the floor gagging) You gotta promise me one thing... tell Bessie I... love her!
Jean: What a ham! Two thumbs down!
(Zophar, who merely helds Hiro's sword next to his body with his arm, falls down dead for some unknown reason)
Ruby: Huh! That was easy! What were we afraid of?
Ronfar: We? As if you ever fight with us, little Miss Meow Mix...
Jean: It's almost as if he let us win...
Leo: ALMOST?!?
Hiro: No, I just rule as a swordsman, that's all.
(A rumbling is heard)
Ruby: Hiro, I know you're not going to believe this, but... he's back for some more whoopin'! What a loser!
Zophar: Hahaha! Your power is undeniable, but what is the source? I have a feeling it's that Yoo Hoo stuff, but... wait! It doesn't matter! I hold the winning hand and the time has come to play my Trump card!
Lucia: Ahhhhhhh!!! There's a spider on my dress!
Zophar: Now that I have seized the power of Althena, my return is complete! I am the absolute ruler of Game Shows!
Hiro: We'll stop you and save Lucia using a power you can't fathom!
Zophar: HA! I'd like to see that...
(The party attacks Zophar, but can't do any damage. However, they keep fighting...)
Lucia: In the face of defeat, why do you rise up? What gives you the power? Is it Cheesy Poofs? I really think that's it!
Hiro: Try again, Lucia!
Lucia: ! I've known this all along, but now it becomes clear. The true power in this world lies in little chocolate donuts! I believe, Hiro! I finally believe!
(Lucia is freed from Zophar's grasp)
Zophar: This is not possible! It cannot be!
Lucia: Zophar, you have made a grave miscalculation. Little chocolate donuts provide Hiro and friends with the power they need to destroy evil once and for all!
Ronfar, Lemina, Leo, Jean: Hiro!
Hiro: Zophar, it's time to die!
Lemina: Psst! Hiro, remember those "sessions" we had? It looks like you need some more. For such a difficult problem, I'll need 1000 silver an hour...
(The party fights valiantly and eventually the big, nasty, ultimate game show host is crushed. Hiro and Lucia are then separated from the rest of the party by the finally near death Zophar)
Zophar: Curse you Lucia! You and your trained monkeys are THROUGH interferring in my plans!
Hiro: Monkeys! Cool, Lucia, you have monkeys! Oh... wait a minute!
Lucia: Hiro! Do you have any donuts left?
(Hiro takes out one last donut)
Hiro: Lucia, we CAN beat Zophar, but we have to share this last donut!
Zophar: Let's make a deal!! You let me kill you, and I'll... err.. promise to make it quick and painless!
Hiro: Never!
(Hiro swings his sword at Zophar)
Hiro: Lucia! Get ready.... now!
(Hiro and Lucia eat their donut halves, then execute powerful attacks on Zophar)
Zophar: No... no! This is not possible! I cannot be defeated! Not before the Showcase Showdown!
Hiro: Hasta la vista, Zophie!
(Zophar explodes, and Hiro and Lucia are returned to their companions)
Hiro: We did it! We rule, we rule!
(Hiro does a happy dance)
Leo: It was to be expected! None of us ever lost hope, or donuts for that matter. You see, good will ALWAYS conquer evil, blah blah blah...