(Alex delivers the death blow to the big bad demonic Ghaleon)
Ghaleon: Yahhh!! I'm dying, again! 2 death scenes in one game, I am truly the greatest! Argh...! I'll be back in the sequel!
Alex: ....?
Nall: Alright! If Ghaleon is in the sequel, it's sure to sell, right Alex?
Alex: ......?!?
Nall: Ummmm, Blue Star to Alex, don't you want to save Luna? She's over that way. See that huge ball of lightning? Start walking!
(Enter none other than... Lord Leo! Dressed as the Dragonangel)
Leo: Haha! It is I, the Dragonangel! (to himself) Yeah, I'm cool!
Nash: Hey, didn't you just get zapped by Ghaleon?
Leo: What? No, I just got here! ha-HA!
Jessica: Well, will you DO something to help Luna, or do I have to MAKE you, buddy!
Kyle: Hey, Jess, I thought you only talked to ME like that!
Leo: Silence! I will now use my good looks to make Luna snap out of her trance!
Nall and Kyle: Hahaha, HAHAHAHAHA! Leo, get outta here!
Leo: Leo? I know not this Leo you speak of! I am Mystere! ... I mean, the Dragonangel! ... err.. hehe...
(Leo approaches Luna)
Luna: Back off, Senor Hirsute!
Leo: Heeeeeyyyy Luna! There's no need for insults! (mumbles) Hmmm... I guess the looks won't work... I know! (talks aloud) Luna, you are not evil, you are good! You are the defender of Lunar, loved by it's people. And I, along with you, have dedicated my life to blah blah blah....
Luna: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
(Luna blasts Leo with a lightning bolt, sending him forward in time... well, about 1000 years. Fancy that.)
Nall: I guess it's up to you to save Luna now, Alex.
Mia: Alex, Jessica and I know you're in love with Luna. And now, since I said this aloud, so do Kyle and Nash.
Kyle and Nash: C'mon Alex, make with the kissy face! Nee ner nee ner!
Alex: ....?!?!?!
Luna: HURRY UP ALEX! I don't have all millenium!
(Alex plays the Harp and begins to approach Luna)
Luna: Wow, that song sounds familiar (Zap!). Hmmm... where have I heard it... (Zap!) before....(Zap!)
(Alex finally reaches Luna, nearly drained of all his strength)
Alex: Luna! Stop zapping me!
Luna: *gasp* Alex, you can talk!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Some strange goings-on take place, eventually Alex is holding Luna)
Luna: Alex, I dreamt I was in a terrible place, this health nut was holding me captive and he wouldn't give me any junk food *shudder*
Alex: ....
Luna: I also dreamed that you could talk! WEIRD, right?
Alex: .....?!