Ghaleon: It's been 5 centuries since they killed me
Stuck a sword in my head and said they're angry
500 since the Grindery
I'm back together take a look and see me
500 since they laughed at me
That wasn't much of and evil villian
Just today I came back to life
But it'll still be three scenes until I'm dead again
Hold it now and check the title
Why does it rhyme so
Lunar 2 Enternal Blue
I kidnap chicks to get my fix
I put 'em in the mix
With my badass wardrode
And evil that's unparalleled
Stop for a breath before I bust rhymes
Just like Busta Rhymes
Because I got a funky hairstyle
I'm singing Kato's greatest hits
You wanna throw fits
You'll really love my phat Lunar crew
Make a fast break with a head fake
Bitch and moan and complain
'Cause you'll only find EB on e-bay
Don't get snowed by a load
Of my ego so you know
My mom said it was hot
Sss I touched it
How can I help it if I look good when I'm bad
Tryin' hard not to smile though my fate's sad
I'm the kind of guy who's had two funerals
If you don't get my point here, well you soon will
So what if I have a history of foreshadowing
Boy did I really blow it in the Grindery
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Check out Zophar the Blue Star Crossdresser
Bald head I look like Uncle Fester
CD in CDX game on
Zophar's a moron
He's really Marylin Manson
Like Ginger Spice I'm going solo
But Like the rest I still blow
I'm just like Korn 'cause I got the life
And like Jesse Camp I dress funny
But I got no money
But if I did I'd buy a Kia
My green hair is spray on
Gonna start my own hair club
I'm not just the president I'm also a client
Gotta go and sue Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon stole plot
From EB anime vid-game
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Still be three scenes until I'm dead again
Still be three scenes until I'm dead again
Down on Blue Star and hold off the Ronfar
I'm evil!! And I can't be stopped!!! Ah ha ha ha!!!