Royce enters the room and begins playing the drums.
Magic Emperor Ghaleon starts tapping his feet.
Ghaleon: If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the...
Xenobia: Grind....ry! Grind'ry, yeah
Phacia: We're headin' down the Black Street highway, lookin' for the floating city.
Heading for the floating city, floating city,
Ghaleon: I got me a castle, it's as big a whale and we're headin' on down in the Grindery
I got me a Goddess, and she's a beauty
so hurry up, or Alex while do his duty.
Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: The Grind'ry is a little old place where we can get together
Grind'ry baby!
Ghaleon: Grind'ry bay-bee.
Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: Grind'ry, that's where were at!
Ghaleon: Ooo Grind'ry, that's where it's at, yeah!
(Dragonmaster Alex and co. approach the large castle, but Ghaleon points at a "No Dragonmaster Allowed" sign)
Ghaleon: Sign says, (X,P,&R: Woo!) Stay away fools!
Cause -I- Rule! At the Grind'ry.
(The group sighs and leaves)
Royce: Well were set way back in the middle of a field
Xenobia: Just a funky old castle and we gotta get back
Royce: Litter on Meribia!
Xenobia: Litter on Vane yeah!
Phacia: Litter on Tamur!
Royce: Litter everywhere!
(The Grindery moves along dumping it's trash everywhere, Ghaleon see a No Littering sign and dumps some more garbage, then laughs heartily.)
Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: The Grind'ry is a little old place where we can get together
Grind'ry baby!
Ghaleon: Grind'ry bay-bee.
Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: Grind'ry, that's where were at!
Ghaleon: Ooo Grind'ry, that's where it's at, yeah!
Ghaleon: Smashin' and a rollin', laughin' and singin', sweating cause here, it's as hot as an oven.
(Dragonmaster Alex attacks)
Ghaleon: The whole place shimmies! The whole place shimmies while Dragonboy attacks and attacks and attacks!
Xenobia, Phacia, and Royce: Everybody's fightin', everybody's fightin' baby!
Ghaleon: Folks linin' up outside just to get killed!
Xenobia, Phacia, and Royce: Everybody's fightin', everybody's fightin' baby!
Alex: Crappy little shack! Crappy little shack!
Ghaleon: (spoken) Hey!
Ghaleon: (singing) Hop in my castle, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
Alex: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?
(Alex and co. builds up some of his power)
Nash: Need to use more power, Alex!
(Alex and co. builds up some more power)
Jessica: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?
Kyle: A little more power sugar!
(Alex and co. build up even more power)
Mia: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?
Nall: Let him have it!
Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!
Nall: On the door!
Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!
Nall: On the door!
Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!
Nall: On the door!
(They blow the entrance door to the Grindery clear off it's hinges)
Ghaleon: They what?
(the music calms down.)
Phacia: Broooooke in! Royce: (shrugs) Busted.
Everyone, both good and bad: Grind'ry, it's the Grind'ry!
Grind'ry, that's where it's at
Grind'ry, that's where it's at
Ghaleon: Fighin' and a cursin', magic and a trouble at the Grind'ry.
(The two groups do battle)
(OK, so that's not quite how it happened, but hey, close enough right? :P)