Grind'ry, a parody of "Love Shack" by the B-52s

Royce enters the room and begins playing the drums.

Magic Emperor Ghaleon starts tapping his feet.

Ghaleon: If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the...

Xenobia: Grind....ry! Grind'ry, yeah

Phacia: We're headin' down the Black Street highway, lookin' for the floating city.
Heading for the floating city, floating city,

Ghaleon: I got me a castle, it's as big a whale and we're headin' on down in the Grindery
I got me a Goddess, and she's a beauty
so hurry up, or Alex while do his duty.

Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: The Grind'ry is a little old place where we can get together
Grind'ry baby!

Ghaleon: Grind'ry bay-bee.

Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: Grind'ry, that's where were at!

Ghaleon: Ooo Grind'ry, that's where it's at, yeah!

(Dragonmaster Alex and co. approach the large castle, but Ghaleon points at a "No Dragonmaster Allowed" sign)

Ghaleon: Sign says, (X,P,&R: Woo!) Stay away fools!
Cause -I- Rule! At the Grind'ry.

(The group sighs and leaves)

Royce: Well were set way back in the middle of a field
Xenobia: Just a funky old castle and we gotta get back

Royce: Litter on Meribia!
Xenobia: Litter on Vane yeah!
Phacia: Litter on Tamur!
Royce: Litter everywhere!

(The Grindery moves along dumping it's trash everywhere, Ghaleon see a No Littering sign and dumps some more garbage, then laughs heartily.)

Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: The Grind'ry is a little old place where we can get together
Grind'ry baby!

Ghaleon: Grind'ry bay-bee.

Xenobia, Phacia, & Royce: Grind'ry, that's where were at!

Ghaleon: Ooo Grind'ry, that's where it's at, yeah!

Ghaleon: Smashin' and a rollin', laughin' and singin', sweating cause here, it's as hot as an oven.

(Dragonmaster Alex attacks)

Ghaleon: The whole place shimmies! The whole place shimmies while Dragonboy attacks and attacks and attacks!

Xenobia, Phacia, and Royce: Everybody's fightin', everybody's fightin' baby!

Ghaleon: Folks linin' up outside just to get killed!

Xenobia, Phacia, and Royce: Everybody's fightin', everybody's fightin' baby!

Alex: Crappy little shack! Crappy little shack!

Ghaleon: (spoken) Hey!

Ghaleon: (singing) Hop in my castle, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!

Alex: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?
(Alex and co. builds up some of his power)

Nash: Need to use more power, Alex!

(Alex and co. builds up some more power)

Jessica: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?

Kyle: A little more power sugar!

(Alex and co. build up even more power)

Mia: Bang bang bang, on the door. Ready?

Nall: Let him have it!

Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!

Nall: On the door!

Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!

Nall: On the door!

Alex and co. except Nall: Bang Bang!

Nall: On the door!

(They blow the entrance door to the Grindery clear off it's hinges)

Ghaleon: They what?

(the music calms down.)

Phacia: Broooooke in! Royce: (shrugs) Busted.

Everyone, both good and bad: Grind'ry, it's the Grind'ry!
Grind'ry, that's where it's at
Grind'ry, that's where it's at

Ghaleon: Fighin' and a cursin', magic and a trouble at the Grind'ry.

(The two groups do battle)

(OK, so that's not quite how it happened, but hey, close enough right? :P)

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