We've all seen the man with big a** sword actin' strange
The hair on his face looks like ZZ Top singin' "La Grange"
He once was a dragon master, with green in his eyes
Now he's a crazy coot in the Weird woods scarin' kids outta their hides
God forbid you never had to walk a mile in leather shoes
'Cause he ain't down with the dragon wings, they're to easy to use
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Then you might really know Dyne is Laike
Then you might really know Dyne is Laike
Then you might really know Dyne is Laike
Then you might really know Dyne is Laike
Mel got turned to stone by a chick named Xenobi-uh
Laike shook it off and still fought her, said, "Keep goin' Alex, I'll catch
up..."
3 hours later, beat the game, and no sign of Laike at all
And I swear, "God d***, if I don't see that man, I just might bawl."
When he's at Nanza Barrier, he kicks Kyle's man out the door
They called him weirdo, cuz when he kicks a**, his laughter roars
God forbid he ever got ahold of some booze
'cause that'd be like eatin' TNT after lightin' the fuse
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I've seen Lemina beg, I've seen Jean twirl 'n spin, I've seen Hiro cry
I've seen Ronfar win, And Borgan grin, I saw Ruby fly
I've seen the good side of Ghaleon, And the downside Leo and seen Lunn get
mean
And I think that the EB gang lacks somthing from the TSS team
I played Final Fantasy 5 at least a couple of times, it was hard
You know how it ends, but, yo, I like how TSS starts
I knew a kid named Ramus
He used to eat fat snacks like they're addictive drugs
He liked to hang out late
he liked to stuff his face and drink kool-aid from 40-ounce mugs
Until one day Ramus got a diamond and lost his head
It was HIS adventure, now he runs a Neiman Marcus instead
Now Alex and Nash are the only ones left in the game
But with Laike's appearances, the game's not totally lame
God forbid you ever told Laike that you hate his rules
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to be a busted fool
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