A long long time ago
I can still remeber visiting his memorial
And I knew if I had my way
I'd be hero for a day
Then I'd have a story for y'all
In the Grindery a dark figure
Withstood every blow I'd deliver
He attacked me with foreceps
I couldn't make a wrong step
And I can't stand how he lied
In Vane Xenobia he did hide
But my sword pierced him deep inside
The day the Magic Emperor died
I started singin'
Bye bye Dragonmaster Dyne
Now Laike's helping me
To the dragons I must find
And my four new friends aren't far behind
Singin' this'll be the day that he dies
This'll be the day that he dies
Have you heard of the Silver Star
And do you believe in Lunar
If Working Designs tells you so
Ghaleon has a spell called Rock 'n' Roll
But he wants to kill you mortal soul
And sex ed is the one thing Mia doesn't know
But I know that she's in love with Nash
In bromides she gave him a flash
Jess kicked Kyle in the nuts
For looking at other women's butts
We were five teenage adventures
Bent on killing the Magic Emperor
And I rescued my girl
The day the Magic Emperor died
We started singin'
CHORUS
Now for 10 years Dyne's been dead
And Ghaleon got ideas in his head
But that's not how it used to be
When the four heros fought for the goddess
Against villians most dangerous
With a man who spelled his name D-Y-N-E
While on his very last quest
Dyne met up with his death
"Dyne is gone" they heard
When only Ghaleon returned
As Mia and Nash practice at the guild
Kyle's shot glass is refilled
And Mel tells Jess of all the men he's killed
The day that Dyne died
They were singin'
CHORUS
Helter skelter looking for Frontier's entrance
Tempest ran off Pao's prarie tents
To save Fresca
He cured Pao's disease
That brought his people to their knees
A door to the frontier at last
My head had thoughts of Luna
As Myght built a hot air balloon
Jess thought she could fly it
This balloon built by Myght
Big weapons the Vile Tribe would wield
But my friends and I refused to yield
I recall the whole ordeal
The day the Magic Emperor died
I started singin'
CHORUS
And then wee were all on our way
To decimate the Grindery
With no time left to wuss out
So come Xenobia and take a shot
Show us all that you've got
'cause we can kick your candy ass
And when I saw the magic Emperor
It was hard to tell who he was before
Not even Althena
Could change who he was
So we continued in our stead
To lop off Ghaleon's head
My friends and I were filled with dread
The day the Magic Emperor died
We were singin'
CHORUS
I save the goddess Althena
And told her she was my chick Luna
But she just smiled and slapped my face
And I went to see Quark once more
Who gave me the ring days before
But Nall said that Quark was D.O.A.
And the Magic Guild was blown to bits
But thank goddess Lemia survived it
I found all the bromides
I keep them right by my side
And Laike is still on his own
Mel is no longer stone
I called them on my cell phone
The day the magic emperor died
So
CHORUS