"Blame Ghaleon"
(to the tune of "Blame Canada")
Alex: Times have changed...
The danger's getting worse...
Too many Vile Tribe members
pissed by the Frontier's curse!
Jessica: Should we blame the goddess?
Mia: Or blame the Magic Guild?
Nash & Kyle: Or should we blame Dyne for getting killed?
Alex: No! Blame Ghal-eon!
All: Blame Ghal-eon!
Alex: With his shifty cat eyes and helmet head so full of lies...
All: Blame Ghal-eon, blame Ghal-eon...
Alex: We need to form a full assault...
All: It's Ghaleon's fault!
Jessica: Don't blame me...
For my dad, Mel...
He has been turned to stone
Now Meribia's gone to Hell!
Mia: And my mother once...
Attained a credible fame...
But now when I see her she can't remember my name!
Alex: Well! Blame Ghal-eon!
All: Blame Ghal-eon!
Alex: It seems that everything's gone wrong since the Emperor came along!
All: Blame Ghal-eon, blame Ghal-eon...
Kyle: That's not even his real hair, anyway!
Nash: I used to be Ghaleon's little lackey, it's true...
And now I'm lucky if I don't get barbecued!
All: Should we blame your cowlick?
Should we blame your pride?
Or should we blame your Mia's bromide?
Alex: Heck, no!
All: Blame Ghal-eon, blame Ghal-eon...
Alex: For all the ABBA hullabaloo...
Luna: And kidnapping me, too!
All: Blame Ghal-eon, blame Ghal-eonnn...for...the death and pain, deep betrayal, the Grindery, we will not fail...
We must remand this cause of fuss before somebody thinks of blaming Ramusss...!