(To the tune of, obviously, "Gilligan's Island")
Just sit back and you'll hear a tale
A tale you'll hear from me
A about an RPG that's called
Lunar S-S-S-C
Lunar S-S-S-C
It starts when a mage named Ghaleon
Suddenly goes insane
The quest to stop him would become
A thirty hour game
A thirty hour game
He kidnapped Luna and zapped her mind
Her memories were tossed
If Alex didn't save the day
Then Luna would be lost
Then Luna would be lost
Our heroes set out to the Frontier
Home of the tribe that's vile
With Alex, Nall too,
With Kyle and Jessica, his would-be "wife"
And Nash and Mia and the rest
Here at...Ghaleon's Isle