(parody of "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chics)
The five of us were the best of friends
Just trying to save the world
From the Vile Tribe and Gha-le-on
And Alex's blue-haired girl
Alex passed the last trial with flying colors
And we got an airship built
We'd fly to the Frontier for the final battle
But Nash's courage started to wilt
The very next morning when we wanted to leave
His betrayal became quite clear
A bolt of lightning destroyed our ship
And Kyle threatened to kick his rear
Nash looked sad when Royce showed up
And teleported them away
Jessica and Kyle swore they'd kill him
But Mia didn't have a word to say
So we fixed the engine and headed out
Without stupid Nash
And we made it through
Even though we were few
And there in Ruid we had to decide
If Nash had to die
Goodbye Nash!
That chicken outfit?
Perfect for a half-wit! Nash!
You look like a freak.
Why don't you just admit defeat? Nash?
You think you're tough?
Wait til you get whipped by us! Nash?
His power increased and he put us to sleep
But he left little Mia alone
She slapped him hard and then she said,
"I love you but I hate you" and deflated his ego
Well something clicked in that empty head under his perfect hair
And he realized his blunder
We thought for a moment we wouldn't have to fight
But someone called his thunder
So we got to smack him around
And watch him rebound
And we admit it was fun
Then Alex let him back on the team
(Cuz Alex ain't mean)
But we don't lose any sleep at night
Cuz Nash didn't die!
Goodbye Nash!
We need a break!
Let's go back to Vane, Nash!
We'll laugh at you
As Lemia sees through
And humbles you again! Is that all right?
Good, let's go for a ride, Nash!
Hey!
Nanananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnaaaaaaaannn