This part of the musical takes place as Alex and Ghaleon arrive at Quark's inner layer. Of course Alex has no parts.
[Cue yet more music]
Sung to the tune of the dreaded Barbie Girl ^_^
"I am Ghaleon"
Q:Hi Ghaleon
G:Hi Quark
Q:Are you mad, after all this time?
G:Sure am. [builds up power]
Q:[raises an eyebrow] Oh great.
(Chorus)
G:I am Ghal-e-on. Magic Emperor.
Here's my basket, it's your casket.
You can't see my hair, with this bra that I wear
Frustration, my head's a balding nation
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
[Repeat Chorus]
My head's a balding pearl, in a fantasy world
Topee fits, make it tight, I'm in tatters.
Your my man, magic man, feel my hatred and pain,
A killing here, a killing there, I am cranky.
As we fight, as we play, all I think is, "WHY MY HAIR?!"
[Repeat Chorus]
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
We can walk, we should talk, it's just a cry for help.
I am a great star, through my great powers.
Don't stand in my way, It's the dawn of your day
Blow that town, hit the ground, low self-esteem
As we fight, as we play, all I think is, "WHY MY HAIR?!"
As we fight, as we play, all I think is, "WHY MY HAIR?!"
[Repeat Chorus]
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
As we fight, as we play, all I think is, "WHY MY HAIR?!"
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
[Repeat Chorus]
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
As we fight, as we play, all I think is, "WHY MY HAIR?!"
Vile Tribe Creature: Come on Rogaine, work your magic.
Quark: Ghaleon, do you need a hug?
Ghaleon: (in tears) Ah, shut up, and leave me alone. (fries Quark with his magic and flees)