This whole thing follows the layout of the Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album.
"Dragonmaster Alex's RPG" & "With a Little Help from Ghaleon"
original words by the Beatles
Alex: It was 20 years ago today
Dyne learned the dragon's way
He handed it down to me
And I garantee I'm gonna be
A dragonmaster you Just gotta see
Dragonmaster Alex's RPG
All: We're Dragonmaster Alex's RPG
We hope you will enjoy the game
We're Dragonmaster Alex's RPG
Fans know ua all by name
Dragonmaster Alex
Dragonmaster Alex
Dragonmaster Alex's RPG
It's great to be a hero It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely message board
We'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home
Alex: I don't really want to stop the game
But if it's all just the same
The singer's gonna sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So may I introduce to you, the one and only Laike
And Dragonmaster Alex's RPG
Laike
Laike: What would you Think
If I told you the truth
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend your ears and I'll tell you my past
And I'll try not to leave out a thing
I got by with a little help from Ghaleon
I got high with a little help from Ghaleon
I really tried with a little help from Ghaleon
What do I do now that he's gone away?
All: Does it worry you to be alone?
Laike: How do I feel by the end of the day?
All: Are you sad because you're on your own?
Laike: No! (chorus)
All: Do you need anybody?
Laike: I need someone to stand in
All: Could it be anybody?
Laike: I'm thinkin' 'bout Alex kid
All: Do you believe that you're certain and right?
Laike: Yes, I sure that he's who it is?
All: What do you see when you turn out the light?
Laike: All I can say is that I know it's Dyne
(chorus)
All: Do you need anybody?
Laike: I need someone to stand in
All: Could it be anybody?
Laike: I'm thinkin' 'bout Alex kid.
(chorus)
"Lunar Park Theme"
To the tune of "South Park Theme" original words by Primus
Ghal: I'm Gonna destroy Lunar
Gonna have myself a time
Kyle&Nash: Try and stop him if we can
Help Alex become dragonmaster
Ghal: Gonna Destroy Lunar
Althena's at my side
Mia&Jess: Hero's get turned to stone
Luna shouting "Help me Alex"
Ghal: Gonna destroy Lunar
Grind-ry is my ride
Alex: "......."
"......."
Ghal: So come on down to Lunar
And watch this feud o'mine
"Ghaleon Got Back"
to the tune of "Baby got Back" original words by Sir Mixalot
I like Ghaleon and I cannot lie
He's the man and you can't deny
'Cause when you get a villan with a bra on his head
It's enough to knock you dead
And ya get sprung
'Cause you're having fun
Playing it once just ain't enough
Hooked to this game I'm playin'
Guess I'm Lunar-gamin'
Oh Ghaleon
I gotta get with ya
Before they get ya
Those goody guys tried to warn me
But that Nall is just too corny
Ooo Vane's gonna get it in the end
'Cause I found the best villan.
Well, abuse 'em abuse 'em
'Cause you already gone and used 'em
I've seen youe schemin'
Ya know what I'm meanin'
'Cause you average villan
Got nuthin' on him
They gotta pack much back
So Ghaleon (yeah)
Ghaleon (yeah)
Think you got the hate (hell yeah)
So get 'em (get 'em)
Get 'em (get 'em)
Get them hero dorks
Ghaleon got back
He gets tall and big
When he's the beast in the end
He just can't help himself he's acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
We're gonna find your home
And huh crush it up huh huh
Ain't talkin' 'bout dragonboy
'Cause his sword is just a toy
So I'm lookin' at Quest 64
Same old lame old bore
You can keep your Shining Force
Ghaleon comin' at ya doulbe force
Word to the bule-haired goddess
G's gonna get ya
Glad I met ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Play 'till the break of dawn
G's got it going
And I hope y'all like this song
'Cause some games like to hit and quit it
But G'd rather stay and slay
The game's long, but it's strong
And I'm down to take y'all on
So Alex (yeah)
Alex (yeah)
Has Ghaleon got the hate (yeah)
So turn around we'll take you out
Even Lemia got to shout
Ghaleon got back
Yeah baby when it comes to RPGs Nintendo ain't got nuthin' to do with my selection. CDX PSX TSS ha ha only one for me
So your hero drives a honda
Playin' Lunar takes my fonda
Jane Fonda ain't gpot a motor in the back of her honda
This anaconda
Don't want none
Unless you got Ghaleon
Knuckleheads try and dis
'Cause G's on my list
Some heros try and kill him
But I pull up quick to get with him
So what if he cannot sing
I dig his ABBA thing
So people if the game is tight
And you're gonna play all night
Click rpgjunkie60 and kick anti-Lunar thoughts
Ghaleon got back
"Althena"
to the tune of "Amphetamine" original words by Everclear
She came to the mainland to block out the sun
She lost her name but found a new one
Luna slaves for evil all day but at night in the Grindery
the call her Althena
She's perfect in that ****-up way
That all the RPGs
Seem to want to plagiarize these days
She looks like a goddes gone haywire
She looks like she used to be happy with the girl inside
She looks so pissed sometimes
She has that super pale skin
And that big blue hair
She looks like used to be happy in her other life
He took her out here broke her away clean
from her family and her friends and a little girl's dream
All she wants to do every night is sit in his palace
And cause mass genicide
(chorus)
Sustiute for last line-She looks like she used to be happy in her other life
Ooo in her other life
Ooo in her other life
Yeah in her other life
He after her just to break the spell
of the fifteen years and a week from hell
10 years waiting for that fateful night
Ghaleon's dead and everything will be alright
Yeah Luna's back and everything will be alright (repeat x2)
She looks like a goddess gone haywire
She is a RPG girl
She looks like a goddess done haywire
Like she used to be happy in her other world
She looks like a goddess gone haywire
She is happy with the girl inside
She looks like a goddess gone haywire
And looks like she used to be happy in her other life
Ooo in her other life happy in her other life (x4)
Met her on Caldor Dyne brought her home
She is the most demented goddess I have ever known
She wakes Alex up in the middle of the night
Just to tell him everything will be alright
Luna smiles at him tells him everythig will be alright (x2)
I tell myself the same damn thing everyday
Ooo Everything will be alright (x4)
Kyle's Medly
"I'm too Sexy" Right Siad Fred; "Macho Man" Village People; "I Touch Myself" Divynals. songs that are soo Kyle I only had to change a couple of words
Kyle: I'm too sexy for my car
Too Sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
Jess: You don't even know what a car is.
Kyle: I'm too sexy for my land
Too sexy for my land
Merbia and Lann
I'm too Sexy for my hat
What you think about that?
Jess: I think you're a dork.
Kyle: I'm a hero ya know what I mean
And I kick Ghaleon's ass on adventures
On adventures yeah
I kick Ghaleon's ass on adventures
Jess: Actually Alex kicked his ass
Kyle: Macho, macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho man
Be a mucho, macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho...
Jess: Moron
Kyle: I love myself I want you to love
When I feel down I want you above me
Lose myself I want you to find me
I forget my self I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about me I touch myself
Jess: PeeWee Herman got arrested for that
Kyle: Oh, oh, oh, I don't want anybody else oh no, oh no, oh no!
Jess: That's it, I'm ending the song right here. No more.
"Smells like Nall"
to the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit" original words by Nirvana
Nall: What is this game all about
Can't figure the plot line out
Teenagers who save the world
Goddess, it makes me wanna hurl
Quark: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Nall: Now a game like Lunar
Comes once in a blue moon-er
Who wrote that last line
What is runnin' through your mind
Sell your soul just for a rhyme
All because your word blind Yeah!
This part's real intelligent
You need a man a kid gets sent
It's getting pretty lame
Oh this game it is a shame
Quark: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Look at this cast that we got here
Sure wish Alex would speak clear
Mia, Nash, Jess, and Kyle
Like to split once in a while
Look at me I'm real small
Aren't I cute my name's Nall Yeah
I just found out I'm Quark's kid
Heard the words and flipped my lid
Don't wanna be part of this thing
Someone save me from this game
Quark: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no,
Nall: Can't stop this damn game
Working Designs you're to blame
Stuck me in here with these losers
Worse than working at Hooters
I'm considering suicide
I'd be happy if I died
Let me out Get me out I want out Let me out I want out!
"Ghaleon"
to the tune of "ronnie" by Metallica
Story starts Lunar town
Guild premire big time frown
Dyne is gone G never plays
Differnet path lost his way
Vane's streets are red red I'm afraid
There's no confetti no parade
Nothing happened on this poor planet
But oh my goddess how it all did change
Now they all pray "Grindry wash away"
He said lost my way
This bloody day lost my way
I heard him he sadi lost my way
This bloody day I lost my way
All things wash away
But blood stain Blue Star red today
I always said something wrong
With evil strange Ghaleon
Never laughed never smiled
Cursed them all for miles and miles and miles
Evil calls G I say
Keep your smile and laugh all day
Live one agin in this horrid place
For good men how they soon change
(chorus)
Well all the green things died when Dyne left this place
G said don't you dare ask why I'm cursed to wear this face
Well now we all know why Ghaleon always frwoned
When Dyne fought the black dragon he fell down down down
(chorus)
That's right
All things wash away
And Dyne Falls down
Blood stain Blue Star Today
"Magic Paradise"
to the tune of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio
Nash: As I walk throught the streets of this floating town
I take look at Lemia and realize she's not all there
She's been pissed and bitchy so long that
Even Mia thinks that her mind is going
But I ain't told her to her face even if she deserved it
Me open my fat mouth you know that's not good yo
Better watch how I'm walkin' and what I'm talkin'
Or I might find that I'm gettin' locked up
I really think I'm trippin' but I don't know
As I grow I see Ghaleon actin' wierder fool
But I'm the kind of Sage little apprentices want to be like
Workin' hard day and night brushin' up so I get it right
Mia: Been spending all my life living a magic paradise (x4)
Nash: Check the situation
I've been facin'
Trying to get with Mia
but I can't get near her
So I just keep trying new things
She don't even see me think I'm chasin' dreams
I'm an educated fool with Mia on my mind
Can't get her out of my head She got that gleam in her eye
But that low down Ghaleon had to mess things up
Replaced Mia's mom with Xenobia fool
Death ain't nuthin' but a heart beat way
Ghaleon's gotta die ain't no other way
I'm 17 now but will I live to see 18
The way things are going I don't know
Mia: Tell me why is G so blind to see that one he hurts is realy me
(chorus)
Nash: All me wants is vengence all he wants is power
Minute after minute hour after hour
He's got the whole world runnin'
But I'm still standin' tall
What's goin' on in the Magic Guild
Descending into anarchy
They say we've got to rumble but no magician wants to stop
When Alex is dragonmaster how can he beat us
I guess he can't I guess he won't I guess he front
That's why I know his plan is outta luck fool
(chorus x5)
Mia&Nash: Tell me why is G so blind to see that the ones he hurts are you and me (x2)