The mis-adventures of Mystere. Vigilante of the Night. (Batman parody)
Leo: (dressed as Mystere) This is the city of Pentagulia. My city. Crime and corruption are everywhere. I am also known as White Night Leo. One of the four "heros" of Althena. What a joke. That is just a cover to the dark powers that are...
Fake Althena: Hey, Mistore. Enough the monologue, already.
Mystere: That's MysTERE, MysTERE! Get it straight. (now he gets OVERly dramatic) Your days of corruption the poor citizens of Lunar are at end. I shall prove to the world what a... fake... you... are.
FA: What are you? William Shatner?
M: Oh, very funny.
FA: So, Mystere. You may be strong, you may be brave, but Zophar has given me a secret weapon. Something SO powerful, that not even YOU can stop it.
M: Such a weapon does not exist that I can't overcome, ha ha ha.
FA: He's Shatner all right. Very well. Then come to the red tower, and Mauri will demonstrate its powers.
M: Very well, I'll be there.
Mystere then sneaks down through the hidden staircase and move over to his own tower. He hides his Mystere suit, being just the mask, and heads out of his tower, hoping to get a view of this deadly weapon which he must stop. The two guards spot Leo. They are the only ones who know his alternate identity.
Guard 1: (in a very butler like voice) Hello sir. Did your day's adventure go well.
Guard 2: Holy blond question, Alfred. He always enjoys his work.
Leo: It is something that I must do, not something I choose to do. It is for justice. Now, the Fake Althena let me onto some kind of secret weapon that Mauri is apparently working on. I need to investigate, but this time, I'll do it as Leo.
Guard 2: (under his breath) Holy broken record, Leo. (aloud) Tell me something, how is that noone recognizes a simple mask change.
Leo: Many people wonder how no one is able to tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman through a pair of bifocals from Lens Crafters.
Guard 1: Lens Crafters, sir?
Leo: That's right Alfred, the knowledgeable staff at Lens Crafters can show you a wide variety of glasses that not only fit your face perfectly. But, they are made in about an hour. Guaranteed.
A cha-ching sound is made, as a mysterious hand gives Leo a small bag of Silver coins. Leo hands it to Alfred.
Leo: Here, put this in the safe.
Alfred: Right away, sir.
Leo heads on over to the Red Tower. The guards however prevent him from entering. From inside Leo is able to hear some kind of thumping sounds, and his feet feel strange. Almost as if they want to move on their own.
Leo: I need in, I must talk with my sister.
Guard 1: She has left orders not to be disturbed. Even by you.
Leo: But, it's about Mystere. And some kind of special weapon.
The guards exchange worried glances, and the second guard pushes a button on an intercom.
Mauri: What is it? I told you NOT to disturb me now!
Guard 2: I'm sorry, my lady. But, Lord Leo wishes to speak with you about some information on Mystere.
Mauri: What?
Guard: I said, Lord Leo has some information on Mystere.
Mauri: What I can't understand you.
Leo holds up his hand to the guards.
Leo: Mmmvvffmv mmmvvfmvmf vmfmvmf vmfmvmfmv.
Mauri: Mystere eh? You say he knows something. Alright ladies, take a break! Leo, I'll meet you in the main hall.
Leo: I'll be waiting. (turns to the guards) You have to know how to talk into one of these intercoms.
Mauri: So, what the big emergency?
Leo: Mystere just payed me a visit. He says he knows all about your weapon and that he has a perfect plan against it.
Mauri: But, I don't think you believe him.
Leo: About the weapon? That I believe. But, about his knowledge of it. I don't think so. He kept trying to press me for information.
Mauri: Good. Very good.
Leo: I felt a weird sensation in my feet before. What is going on?
Mauri: (evil laughter) That is going to take a little time. You see this weapon effects only men. That is why Althena and I are the only ones that can know about it.
Leo: I see. Well, you can expect a visit from him soon.
Mauri: I'm counting on it.
What is Mauri's evil plan?
Will our hero find out a way to stop it?
Does anybody even care?
Find out these questions and many more next time,
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same Mystere channel.