Big important announcer sounding guy in the background: When last we left our hero, he found himself in a position of absolute peril. He was about to be unmasked by...
Leo: (*AHEM*)
Announcer: Huh? (*shuffling of papers*) Oh sorry, that's Part III. When LAST we left our hero he has just found out that his own sister, Mauri is about to announce that she is a transexual Neo-Nazi who...
Leo: Wrong Mauri.
Announcer: Oh, that's right. Sorry, I... I'll get it right this time I promise.
Zophar: See that you do.
Announcer: Ah, yeah. Anyways. He has just found out that Mauri has some kind of superweapon planned for Mystere, and that is only seems to effect men. A disturbing trend indeed.
Robin: Holy about freaking time.
Announcer: Oh shut up, your holy crap wasn't funny the first time, and it ain't funny now.
Robin: Wimp.
Announcer: Putz.
Robin: Loser.
Announcer: Geek.
Leo: ARE YOU TWO FINISHED?!
They both grumble.
Leo: Anyways, I must find out what that weapon is.
Alfred: But sir, if what Mauri said is true, then you will succumb to whatever she has planned.
Leo: Do not worry. I've already planned for that.
Alfred: Women's lingerie again?
Leo: NO! Besides, today isn't Tuesday. Just trust me on this one. (He says as he puts on his famous mask.)
Alfred: As you wish sir.
Leo: Robin, take care of my affairs while I'm gone.
Robin: What affairs?
Mystere: Huh? Oh, just do it!
Announcer: And then using his powers of stealth, and the secret passageway, our mighty hero finds his way to Mauri's Red Tower in southwest Pentagulia.
Mauri: All right ladies, let's try this again. Get those moves right.
Mystere: (From a hidden location on the fourth floor looking in at the action as a group of beautiful young woman do what look like a number from West Side Story.) (*whispering to himself*) What the...? What does she have planned? She can't expect to do any harm with a musical. I recognize those woman! They're those missing fighters from the Bunny Dojo at Horam.
The ground underneath Mystere creaks a little bit, and Mauri notices, but doesn't turn her head.
Mystere:Uh oh. I think it's time that I fall back until later.
Mauri: All right girls, Spice Up Your Life!
Mystere freezes.
Mystere: By the Goddess, no.
But, it is far too late. The young girls were trained to fight, not to sing. And they really prove it, as they burst into song. Mystere grabs his head and tries to get the hurting to stop, but to no avail.
Mauri turns and smiles.
Mauri: I thought so. Come and join us, Mystere.
She lets loose with a burst of flame revealing Mystere's location. He falls out from behind his hidding place and is holding his ears, as blood trickles out of his ears, nose, and eyes. Mauri holds up her hand, and they stop singing.
Mauri: Had enough? hee hee, I finally have you, Mystere.
Mystere: You...(*heavy breathing*)..have...nothing.
Mauri: Oh? Ladies?
Ladies: Umm bop!
Mystere: AH!
Mauri: Would you like another?
Mystere: How are you controlling them? (he asks weakly, as he is barely able to stand.)
Mauri: I have my ways. Hee hee hee. Now, let's see just who you REALLY are, Mr. Mystere.
Announcer: Uh oh! Looks like our hero is in a real jam here. How will he survive?
Tune in next time, same Mystere time. Same Mystere Discussion Board.