And now, for the final part to our hero's grand adventure.
Announcer: When last we met our hero, his own sister, although she didn't know that he was her sister... wait a second, I have that backwards. She didn't know about Mystere being Leo, her brother, yeah. That sounds better, he was...
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!
Announcer: Eh? Oh sorry. Anyways, out hero was in dire peril. Well, karate bunnies singing Spice Girls and Hanson tunes isn't necessarily deadly, but torturous none-the-less.
(*CLANG*)
Announcer: All right, all right. Sheesh! So, our hero was in grave danger, and was about to have his secret identity revealed.
Mauri: And now, great Mystere. It's time to have your secret identity revealed.
Announcer: I just said that.
Mauri: Shut up!
Mystere: But, I haven't said anything.
Mauri: (angry and annoyed) Ah, never mind. Now, where was I?
Mystere: You were going to tell me how you were controlling these women.
Mauri: Oh right, well I...NO I WASN'T!!
Bunny Fighters: Get on with it!
Mauri: I agree, this parody is getting dumber by the second. (spins around) And now, oh great Mystere, let's find out who you really are.
Mystere: But, don't you think I would have planned for this?
Mauri: HA! And what HAVE you got planned?
Suddenly, and right on cue, a metal fan goes flying across the room, and it flies into a small electronic device causing sparks to fly. The music then suddenly stops.
Mauri: Oh no, it's...
Announcer: That's right, it's Dragon Dancer. Mistress of Zen Zone. Protector of the weak. And all around nice gal. And in case you're a complete moron, then you'd figure out that she is really the fun-loving Jean.
Mauri: So, Dragon Dancer. I never would have guessed that YOU'D be here.
DD: That's right, Mauri. And soon you'll learn the power of the dragons.
Mauri: Yeah, whatever. The music may have stopped, but my power over these women still holds true. Get 'em ladies.
The now recovered Mystere gets up and brushs himself off.
Mystere: We can't hurt these women. There must be another mechanisium that is controlling them. Probably another robot upstairs.
DD: That still means we'll have to go through them.
Mystere: I guess so.
The woman charge forward and attack, while the old 60s Batman music starts playing. Mystere jumps and kicks one of the girls.
BIFF! BOP! SMASH!
The battle continues on for a little while, but the duo are just outnumbered.
DD: (*breathing heavily*) There is just too many of them.
Mystere: We can't give up.
DD: I'm not. You go on ahead after Mauri, I'll stay here and hold them off.
Mystere: OK. Bye. (*runs off*)
DD: Huh? Oh, I can't believe this. (*under her breath*) You didn't have to agree quite so quickly.
BANG! BASH! BIFF!
Mystere: Ah, so you two are Mauri's miniture henchmen, eh?
Brain: No, we are two lab mice in an early plot to take over the world.
Mystere: Oh? (*raises his foot*) I stop things like that.
Pinky: NARF! Oh, sounds like fun Brain!
Brain: (*sweating*) Oh? hee hee, We're not very good at it, and the woman your after went into that room.
Mystere: OK, thanks. So, that's the devise.
Mauri is standing over a devise that has an "ACME Model Mind Control Device v3.2" written on it.
Mauri: What gives that crazy idea, Mystere. Hi-ya!
She yells as she kicks Mystere in the face.
WHACK!
Mystere stumbles back, but gains his composure and then pulls out his sword.
Mystere: Take this!
Mystere swings forward, but misses Mauri by a mile and a half.
Mauri: Your aim is pitiful.
Mystere: Is it?
She turns and finds that the device has been sliced completely in half. A commotion is heard in the lower levels as the Bunny fighters are coming to.
Mauri: (*growls*) You haven't seen the last of me. (*disappears in a puff of smoke*)
Mystere shakes his head.
Mystere: Up in smoke, man.
He heads downstairs, and explains everything to the ladies, and thanks the Dragon Dancer for all her help. If it wasn't for her, he'd be dead right about now. Jean then escorts the ladies back to where they belong, glad to be of help.
Leo: And so, we end up solving two mysteries.
Alfred: Very good sire. And what shall you do now?
Leo: Quite simply, We continue doing what we have been doing.
Robin: More stupid jokes?
Leo: Exactly.