Lunar Outtakes

Outtake #1:

Ramus: Now that that's over with, can we have the Dragon Diamond?

Quark: Why do you humans treasure these things??? Don't you know that the Dragon Diamond is made from my Sh.... Oh nevermind.

*there's a rumbling sound and the cavern shakes slightly*

Ramus: Geez, this is a big diamond, think how much money we can make.

Alex: Yeah, this is great, we can finally have an adventure like Dyne.

Quark: *looking at Luna* You look familiar, have I seen you before?

Luna: Nah, I'm just the stunt double 'cause this is the scene were Luna gets captured.

Alex: No, that's about fifteen scenes later

Ramus: Yeah, this is the scene where we get the diamond made of dragon dung.

Quark: So you really do know what the diamond is made of?

Alex: Yeah, and it explains the horrid stench.

Luna: Oh well, I screwed this scene up big time, and I didn't even get to sing.

Victor Ireland: Hey guys, let's redo the scene, without !@%*!`~ it up this time.

Outtake #2:

Leo: (talking to Hiro) Isn't it strange that Gwen has studied the Blue Spire all his life, and has not heard of the destroyer?

Ruby: (talking to Leo) No stranger then you being 35 and having never been on a date in your life. People are starting to talk.

Leo: What do you mean by that?

Ruby: Well, I know this real cute dancer girl who'd be interested in going out with you.

Hiro: Ruby, we haven't met Jean, er I mean this dancer girl, er uhm we don't know any dancer girls.

Ruby: Huh? Oooops!!! I think I made a booboo.

Leo: Yeah, you almost gave away half the game to the player.

Ruby: Well excuse me, it's your fault to, you weren't even supposed to say anything back to me.

Leo: Oh yeah.

Hiro: Hey Vic, can we try that scene over from the top???

Victor Ireland: Sure, okay everyone cut. We'll start over from the beginning.

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