In case you can't figure it out on your own here's a cast list.
Alex=Stan
Luna=Wendy
Nash=Kyle
Nall=Ike
Kyle=Kenny
Mia=Cartman (in drag)
Ghaleon=Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
Xenobia=The Mayor
Tempest and Fresca=Ned and Uncle Jimbo
With apperences by Chef as Master Chef
Kato as herself
And Mr. Hanky and the Dragon Angel
And now on with the show.
Kato: Okay is everybody ready?
Kyle: Hey! Who the hell are you?
Kato: I'm Kato, author of this fanfic. Where's everybody else?
Kyle: Here they come.
Kato: Let's see we've got Wendy, Stan, Chef, Kenny, Ike, Mr.Garrison...
MrG: Don't forget Mr. Hat.
Kato: Mr. Hat, The Mayor, Uncle Jimbo, Ned, Mr. Hanky... Where's Cartman?
Stan: The fat ass? He won't come out of his dressing room. Something about his costume.
Kato: Cartman! Get out here right now!
Cart: No! I don't see why I have to play this part.
Kato: Someone's got to be Mia, and you're mom's busy posing for Crack Whore magazine.
Cart: She is not! And you don't have a Jessica, so why should I be Mia?
Kato: I'll give you some Cheesy Poofs.
Cart: Cheesy Poofs? Hmm, well, Okay.
Cartman comes out of his dressing room dressed like Mia
Chef: Whoa mama! That is one fine, sex-
Stan: Chef! THat's no chick, that's Cartman.
Kenny: Mmrph mmrhp mmrph mmrph.
Chef: You said it, Kenny.
Kato: Are we all set now? Good. Dragonmaster Stan, Cartman...
Cart: Why can't I be the dragonmaster?
Stan: 'cause you're the Ass-master.
Cart: Yeah, well, screw you.
Kato: Kenny, and Ike. Do the wings fit okay, Ike?
Ike: They fit okay.
Kato: Alright. Do your thing.
Cart: Where's my Cheesy Poofs?
Stan: Can it fat ass. We've got more inportant things on our hands.
Kyle: Dragonmaster Stan's got to save the goddess Wendy.
Cart: Stan's in love with Wendy. Stan's in love with Wendy.
Stan: Am not!
Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph.
Stan: What are you talking about, Kenny? Wendy doesn't have a cat?
Ike: I'm not a cat!
Kyle: Aw dammit! My little brother's trying to follow me on an adventure again. Go home Ike!
Ike: Want to go on adventure.
Kyle: No way, dildo!
Cart: Yeah, Ike's a dildo.
Stan: Like you, huh fat ass?
Cart: Screw you!
Chef: Now children, stop this fighting. You're never gonna save you woman like this.
Stan: Do you have any advice for us Master Chef?
Chef: Here, children, I'll sing you a song.
~When all the land is peaceful
and there is no
threat to us at last
~
Then comes the time for love making
Two bodies colliding
into one great hymn
~But there are winds foreboding
and there is a
dark storm that soon will pass
~Make sweet love then go
Fudge 'em
and return again
~All through the night
Keep fudgin' on
~Fighting
through the darkness
All is evil
Still we must press on
~Lovers
In the bedroom
I'm your daddy
Fudge me
(bridge)
~Make sweet loving
~Fighting
through the darkness
all is evil
still we must press on
~Flying
Toward the power
love enslaves us
yet we are not done
~Racing
toward the climax
of the lovin'
of makin' love
~Valiant
with the power
of lovin'
Fudge Me
Kyle: Good song Chef.
Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph
Stan: You're right, Kenny! I've got to make sweet lovin' to Wendy!
Cart: If you don't puke on her first.
Stan: Shut up fat ass! We've got to save Wendy
Chef: Go get 'em children! If you lose, we'll all be fudged.