Stan, Kenny, Ike, Kyle, and Cartman attack the grindery. They make their way up to the fifth floor, but are stopped by a herd of goons. They can't bet them theirselves.
Ike: We all gonna die!
Kyle: We're not gonna die dammit!
Stan: We need some help.
Kenny: Mmrph!
Jimbo: Look out, Ned! They're comin' right at us
Ned blows the goons away
Ned: Got 'em
Kyle: Uncle Jimbo and Ned!
Jimbo: This is no time for hellos. You've got a goddess to save.
Ned: We'll hold the postion for ya.
On the tenth floor of the palace The Mayor is waiting for them in the form of Wendy.
Stan: Wendy!
Wendy: Stan! I'm so gald you came.
Cart: Hey, that's not Wnedy!
Kyle: How can you tell?
Cart: Stan didn't puke on her.
Stan: Cartman's right, you're not Wendy.
Mayor: Curses, and I almost had you too.
Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph
Stan: Kenny's right. We have to kill you now.
Mayor: You can't kill me, you don't have a "Jessica". I refuse to die until you have a "Jessica".
Stan: Kato! We don't have a "Jessica".
Kato: Well, what do you want me to do?
Kyle: You're the author, write us a Jessica.
Cart: Yeah.
Kato: Sorry, but I can't think of any more female South Park characters. Guys can't play girls.
Cart: Then why am I dressed like Mia?
Kato: Cheap thrill.
Cart: You used me for a cheap thrill?!
Kato: Yeah.
Cart: Sonofabitch!
Kato: Dogs bark, bark grows on trees, tree are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you.
Kyle: What about Jessica?
Kato: Tell you guys what, I'll come down there and be Jessica.
Stan: Okay.
Mayor: Works for me.
Kyle: You're a chick?
Kenny: Mmrph mmrph.
Kato: IT's the haircut, it always confuses people.
Stan: Can we hurry up, I got to make sweet lovin'.
Mayor: Okay, we'll make this quick. Uhg, I died. Go make your sweet lovin'.
On the top floor of the palace.
Stan: Whoa! He's huge.
Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph.
MrG: Oh, isn't that sweet, Stan finally became a dragonmaster.
Stan: Alright Mr. Garrison. I have to kill you.
MrG: Did you ask Mr. Hat if you could kill me?
Stan: No. Um... Mr. Hat, can I kill Mr. Garrison?
Hat: No! NO you may not! You go to hell!
Cart: Oh, yeah! Well here's what I have to say to you.
Cartman farts on Mr. Hat.
MrG: You little sonofabitch! I'm gonna kill you!
Mr. Garrison casts a spell, and Kenny's head implodes.
Kyle: Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
They attack and kill Mr. Garrison
Cart: That was sweet.
Kato: Oh hell yeah.
Stan: Dude, your still here?
Kato: Yeah, I'm still here.
Cart: Kick ass.
Stan: Come on, we gotta save Wendy.
Cart: So you can puke on her.
Stan: Shut up! At least I'm not wearing a dress.
Cart: Yeah, well screw you!
Where ever the hell Wendy is
Wendy: Infedles (or something like that)! HOw dare you invade my inner sanctum. Now you must die.
Kato: Wow, Wendy's really pissed off.
Cart: No, she's always like this.
Stan: We gotta save her.
MrH: Howdy-how!
Kyle: Mr. Hanky?
MrH: The Wendy you know is under an evil spell cast by Magic Emperor Mr. Garrison.
Kyle: Ike, kick the baby.
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
Boots Ike across the room
MrH: I'm going to break the spell on Wendy.
Stan: Alright! Now I can make sweet lovin'!
MrH: Actually you can't. wendy will not remember a thing of her earthly life.
Stan: What?! This sucks. I wanna make sweet lovin'!
MrH: Why don't you make sweet lovin' to her?
Kato: Uh, no.
MrH: Or that cute fat one.
Cart: I am not a chick, goddammit!
Stan: I wanna make sweet lovin' to Wendy!
A bolt of ice kills Mr Hanky
Kyle: Holy shit! Mr. Garrison's still alive!
Stan: And he killed Mr. Hanky!
Cart: Son of a bitch!
MrG: Now I'm gonna kill you for good this time.
Hat: Kill them! Kill them!
Stan: Screw you man!
Stan wacks Mr Garrison's head off with a sword.
Kyle: Now you can make sweet lovin' to Wendy, Stan. Stan? Stan speak to me!
Stan: "....."
Kyle: Dammit, Stan, snap out of it.
Slaps Stan.
Stan: Thanks man. I needed that. I've got to save Wendy now.
Wendy: Die!
Stan: No Wendy. It's me, Stan.
Wendy: Stan?
Stan: Yeah, Stan. Remember that time I puked on you?
Cart: Which one?
Wendy: Puke?
Stan: Yeah, remember? I love you.
Wendy: I love you too, Stan.
Stan: Wendy! You're back.
Kato: This is where he pukes, right?
Kyle: Should be.
Stan: Wendy?
Wendy: Yes, Stan?
Stan: You wanna, uh
Stan power vomits all over her
Wendy: Ew!
Kato: There it is.
Cart: Is this damn story over yet?
Kato: I've got nothing more to write.
THE END
Cart: Wait a minute! Where's my Cheesy Poof, dammit! You promised. I need my Cheesy Poofs!
Kato: More like a tredmill for you.