Lunar South Park

Stan, Kenny, Ike, Kyle, and Cartman attack the grindery. They make their way up to the fifth floor, but are stopped by a herd of goons. They can't bet them theirselves.

Ike: We all gonna die!

Kyle: We're not gonna die dammit!

Stan: We need some help.

Kenny: Mmrph!

Jimbo: Look out, Ned! They're comin' right at us

Ned blows the goons away

Ned: Got 'em

Kyle: Uncle Jimbo and Ned!

Jimbo: This is no time for hellos. You've got a goddess to save.

Ned: We'll hold the postion for ya.

On the tenth floor of the palace The Mayor is waiting for them in the form of Wendy.

Stan: Wendy!

Wendy: Stan! I'm so gald you came.

Cart: Hey, that's not Wnedy!

Kyle: How can you tell?

Cart: Stan didn't puke on her.

Stan: Cartman's right, you're not Wendy.

Mayor: Curses, and I almost had you too.

Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph

Stan: Kenny's right. We have to kill you now.

Mayor: You can't kill me, you don't have a "Jessica". I refuse to die until you have a "Jessica".

Stan: Kato! We don't have a "Jessica".

Kato: Well, what do you want me to do?

Kyle: You're the author, write us a Jessica.

Cart: Yeah.

Kato: Sorry, but I can't think of any more female South Park characters. Guys can't play girls.

Cart: Then why am I dressed like Mia?

Kato: Cheap thrill.

Cart: You used me for a cheap thrill?!

Kato: Yeah.

Cart: Sonofabitch!

Kato: Dogs bark, bark grows on trees, tree are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you.

Kyle: What about Jessica?

Kato: Tell you guys what, I'll come down there and be Jessica.

Stan: Okay.

Mayor: Works for me.

Kyle: You're a chick?

Kenny: Mmrph mmrph.

Kato: IT's the haircut, it always confuses people.

Stan: Can we hurry up, I got to make sweet lovin'.

Mayor: Okay, we'll make this quick. Uhg, I died. Go make your sweet lovin'.

On the top floor of the palace.

Stan: Whoa! He's huge.

Kenny: Mmrph mmrph mmrph.

MrG: Oh, isn't that sweet, Stan finally became a dragonmaster.

Stan: Alright Mr. Garrison. I have to kill you.

MrG: Did you ask Mr. Hat if you could kill me?

Stan: No. Um... Mr. Hat, can I kill Mr. Garrison?

Hat: No! NO you may not! You go to hell!

Cart: Oh, yeah! Well here's what I have to say to you.
Cartman farts on Mr. Hat.

MrG: You little sonofabitch! I'm gonna kill you!
Mr. Garrison casts a spell, and Kenny's head implodes.

Kyle: Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!

They attack and kill Mr. Garrison

Cart: That was sweet.

Kato: Oh hell yeah.

Stan: Dude, your still here?

Kato: Yeah, I'm still here.

Cart: Kick ass.

Stan: Come on, we gotta save Wendy.

Cart: So you can puke on her.

Stan: Shut up! At least I'm not wearing a dress.

Cart: Yeah, well screw you!

Where ever the hell Wendy is

Wendy: Infedles (or something like that)! HOw dare you invade my inner sanctum. Now you must die.

Kato: Wow, Wendy's really pissed off.

Cart: No, she's always like this.

Stan: We gotta save her.

MrH: Howdy-how!

Kyle: Mr. Hanky?

MrH: The Wendy you know is under an evil spell cast by Magic Emperor Mr. Garrison.

Kyle: Ike, kick the baby.

Ike: Don't kick the baby.

Kyle: Kick the baby.
Boots Ike across the room

MrH: I'm going to break the spell on Wendy.

Stan: Alright! Now I can make sweet lovin'!

MrH: Actually you can't. wendy will not remember a thing of her earthly life.

Stan: What?! This sucks. I wanna make sweet lovin'!

MrH: Why don't you make sweet lovin' to her?

Kato: Uh, no.

MrH: Or that cute fat one.

Cart: I am not a chick, goddammit!

Stan: I wanna make sweet lovin' to Wendy!
A bolt of ice kills Mr Hanky

Kyle: Holy shit! Mr. Garrison's still alive!

Stan: And he killed Mr. Hanky!

Cart: Son of a bitch!

MrG: Now I'm gonna kill you for good this time.

Hat: Kill them! Kill them!

Stan: Screw you man!
Stan wacks Mr Garrison's head off with a sword.

Kyle: Now you can make sweet lovin' to Wendy, Stan. Stan? Stan speak to me!

Stan: "....."

Kyle: Dammit, Stan, snap out of it.
Slaps Stan.

Stan: Thanks man. I needed that. I've got to save Wendy now.

Wendy: Die!

Stan: No Wendy. It's me, Stan.

Wendy: Stan?

Stan: Yeah, Stan. Remember that time I puked on you?

Cart: Which one?

Wendy: Puke?

Stan: Yeah, remember? I love you.

Wendy: I love you too, Stan.

Stan: Wendy! You're back.

Kato: This is where he pukes, right?

Kyle: Should be.

Stan: Wendy?

Wendy: Yes, Stan?

Stan: You wanna, uh
Stan power vomits all over her

Wendy: Ew!

Kato: There it is.

Cart: Is this damn story over yet?

Kato: I've got nothing more to write.
THE END

Cart: Wait a minute! Where's my Cheesy Poof, dammit! You promised. I need my Cheesy Poofs!

Kato: More like a tredmill for you.

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