Let's take a trip through history to see Zophar as a teenager. Zophar wasn't always the omnipotent god that we have come to know him as. Visit the planet of the gods, Splaph. Here on Splaph, Zophar's evil ways are being sprouted.
"I am Zophar, Lord of Darkness! I am the emperor of Evil! I am the immortal-"
"Zophar! Be quiet and get to sleep! It's ten o'clock for pete's sake!"
"Sorry mother."
Zophar's mother enters the room. "And take off my clothes! It's bad enough you stay up to all hours of the night, but to wear my clothes too! What would your father think if he was still alive!?"
"Sorry mother," Zophar mumbled. Zophar's mother left the room. "Someday I'll be the ruler of darkness. You'll see!"
The next day at school.
"Hey look, it's the transvestite, Zophie!" cried one of the students.
"I am not a transvestite!" Zophar yelled. "And my name's Zophar, not Zophie!"
"Then why do you wear woman's clothing huh? Trans-ves-tite!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Zophar began to radiate a black aura.
The bully began to stammer backward. "Um, Zophar, I, um, didn't mean it!" Zophar's eyes flashed and the bully was engulfed in a blue flame. When the blaze receded, the bully blinked his eyes and cried, "Mommie!" The bully ran home.
Zophar smirked as his battle aura receded. "I am the Lord of Darkness!"
"Zophar!" Came a voice over the PA. "Report the the principal's office at once!"
"Oh crap."