Tsar Wars!
Prologue
Starring...
Ghaleon as Garth Wayner, terror of SNL (Some New... um, Land, yeah)
Dyne as OweMe One Cannoli
Alex as Luke PartyCrasher
Luna as Goddess Leia
Kyle as Hans Solo Hishandzdragg
Nall as Chewy-ing Gum
Myght as Yo! Duh
Zophar as The Temp Emp
and a special appearance...
Borgan as Jabbabar, the king of the elephant blobs
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Episode MXXVI
(Huge words appear onscreen)
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... oh wait, actually it's not long ago. Nor is it in a galaxy far away. It's actually close by, and didn't happen yet. Oh darn, I ruined the prologue! They'll never let me do this again, *sob*... Anyway, the evil warlord Garth Wayner plans to take over Lunar, and with his big nasty magic empire, he just might do it! And now, to the insignificant village of Burg...
Alex: What was that?
Dyne: The title music, you know the slogan: "If it doesn't shatter your eardrums, the projectionist must be drunk."