(Our heroes return to Burg... and then...)
Alex: Dekemberfest!!! Ahh!!!
Narrator: Yes, Dekemberfest. The time of the year when all the fowl smelling grog swillers come out of the darkness and toss back a few... hundred.
Drunk: Hay, dood! *hick!* Didja know theys haven Dekembafest in Saith now, too?
Nall: Oh really? Well, thank you for that bit of useless information, Mr. Bum, sir.
(The group splits up, Alex and Nall heading for the Partycrasher residence)
Noah: You want to go WHERE?! Saith?!?
Alex: Umm.. it's just an.. uh, errand. Yeah. I'll be back soon enough.
Noah: Well, alright.
(Alex meets the rest of the group at the entrance to town)
Ramus: Master Alex, are you ready to go?
Alex: Yep.
Dyne: Finally!
Nall: What are you complaining about? You just stand around doing nothing all day, anyway!
Dyne: True...
(The party reaches Saith. They enter the bar, looking for a captain to take them to the mainland. This should be quite simple during the current holiday)
Kyle: So, you want to cross over, eh? It'll cost you. 10,000 silver!
Alex: 10,000! We could buy our own boat for that much!
Kyle: But who's gone smash it into the land... I mean, sail it, kid?
Alex: I'm not such a bad sailor, myself.
Nall: Uh, Alex, when have you ever done any sailing?
Alex: Quiet!
Kyle: Hey you, fuzzball! You look familiar.
Nall: Well duh! I was originally cast in the role of the monster cookie, "Chewy-ing Gum".
Kyle: Oh, right! That would be him, now...
(Kyle points to the Albino Baboon next to him)
Baboon: Yes, I do have a speech impediment! So sue me!
Dyne: (shakes his head) Oy, budget cuts... Okay pal. We'll give you 2,000 silver right now... and another 15,000 once we reach the Mainland.
Kyle: Great! Deal!
(enter Borgan)
Borgan: Gwahahahaha! Ah, Solo! Do you have my Snack Cakes yet?
Kyle: I'll have 'em by tommorrow, okay "man"?
Borgan: You'd better... or things could get messy. If there's one thing we elephant blobs know, it's messy.
(Borgan exits)
Ramus: Oh dear, what an unpleasant fellow he is! I bet he won't even share those cakes with me!
Dyne: Alright, let's get going.
(The now rather large group of Alex, Dyne, Ramus, Nall, Kyle, and the "cookie" walk toward the ship)
Nall: *THIS* is the ship!?
Kyle: There's nothing wrong with my ship!
(Kyle takes out a roll of duct tape and covers up a few holes in the hull)
Kyle: Good as new!
(The ship drifts out to sea, heading for the mainland.)
Narrator: What awaits our heroes at their destination? Not more party members, I hope.