Chapter 2

The group walking out of the theater, start talking again.

"But, I don't understand," says Lucia, "if you truly wanted to save lives, why blow up something taking several lives in the process."

"Stupidity?" asks Jean.

Suddenly alarms start going off. "Oh no! We got movie sign already!"

Ronfar walks in and starts whistling, he pushes a button and all the alarms stop.

"Huh? Hey Ronfar, what did you do?" asks Lemina.

"Why? OH, the alarm, the toaster was too quiet, so I rewired it!" He then starts grunting.

They all stare at him.

"What? Hey, does anyone have any Gray Poopon?"

"No," says Hiro, "I wiped."

"Ewww!!"

The sirens wail again, but no one does anything. Ronfar looks at them. "It's not me!"

"Movie sign!" They all rush back into the theater.

The team of Avalanche run into the city where the train station is located. Barret suggests that the group splits up and meet back at the train later, leaving Cloud alone.

"Hey, guys!" whines Ronfar. "Wait up guys!"

After losing his companions he meets a pretty young lady in a red dress caring flowers.

"Odd," says Cloud, "I don't often see flowers like those down here."

"Ah, and nice flowers they are. Wahoo!" says Ronfar. Jean promptly decks him.

"Would you like one, they're only 1 Gil," she says

"She's selling her flower... for a gil?"

"Sure!" says Cloud. He pays for one flower, and she happily gives him one.

"Oh. Wrong flower." Jean promptly decks Ronfar again.

Cloud then heads to the main street where some Shinra guards start shooting at him. But, Cloud simply runs around one corner to avoid them. Then he runs into some guards who start shooting at him, who runs into some more guards.

"Hmmm." says Lucia. "It seems odd that they don't aim."

The Guards order him to surrender, but Cloud instead jumps onto the passing train, which speeds away.

"Duck under that bridge!" shouts Lemina.

"SPLAT!" shout Hiro and Ronfar.

Inside the train, the members of Avalanche are talking about their recent victory, as well as Cloud's involvement and future involvement in Avalanche. Just then, the door flies open, and Cloud jumps in. Everyone shouts in surprise. Barret then decides that they should wait in the front cars.

"Hmm," says Lucia, "Ya know, every time Cloud walks into a room, everyone leaves. He must have an odor problem."

The train speeds off down the track as Cloud and company wait to arrive at the Sector 7 slums. As the group arrives in the passenger car, the other passengers get up, and start to leave.

"Look out! It's the smelly kid!"

"Run for your lives!"

After the whole system is explained to Cloud, and a security checkpoint, they arrive at the Sector 7 slums. As they move through the slums, they arrive at Avalanche's hideout.

"Ah! Home sweet home."

"It's a bar."

"Like I said, Home sweet home."

"Wouldn't you like to get away?"

The group then breaks into a song:

"Sometimes you wantta go, where everybody knows your smell! But, in a slum, ah, who could tell? you wantta be where you can see its the cast straight from hell and you wantta be, where everyone knows, your smell!"

Tifa is there to greet them. Cloud, after a loud argument with Barret, gets payed.

"Here kid, buy some soap, or deodorant, or something."

"Ya think we're killing this whole odor thing?"

"Nah!"

After Cloud gets payed, he gets ready to leave. But Tifa stops him.

"Don't you remember, your promise?"

"To be my loveslave!" shouts Ronfar, and once again Jean decks him.

"Ya think he'd learn," mumbles Lemina.

"Yeah, I remember."

The screen then flashes back to Cloud and Tifa as young children.

"I wasn't sure you'd show."

The young Cloud waits and gets up when Tifa arrives. After a short conversation where Cloud says he's going to be like the great Sephiroth, and join Soldier.

"Let's make a promise."

"A promise?"

"If you join Soldier, and become famous and all, I want you to come rescue me."

"Rescue you."

"From the script?"

"I want to experience that, just once."

Ronfar is about to say something, but Jean stops him with her foot.

Back to Mystery Science Theater, Blue Star.

Back to the Library of Vane.

Back to the Shrine to Ghaleon.