Little Drummer Boy
by Malachy
Come, she told me, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
She's being help captive, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
My Dragon armor I bring pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
To slay the evil guy, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum
So, to save my girl, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
When I come
He told me pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
You stupid dragon boy pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
I'm the magic emperor pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
I will destroy you now pa-ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum
So, prepare to cry, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
When I'm done
Then, I fought with him pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
The rest of the gang helped too pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
I fought my best with him pa-ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum
Then, I saved my girl, pa-ra-pa-pum-pum
Me and my sword, me and my sword, me and my sword, me and my sword.
Angels We Have Heard On High
by JWL
(Alex, singing to himself)
Goddess I have seen on high,
Fiercely zapping me with pain.
So I call back in reply,
but it's more like a complain,
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! Please stop zapping me-e...
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! That's just not ver-y, nice, ya know...
(Alex Singing to the rest of the party)
The lightning just increased in might,
The Vile Tribe's gone and Ghaleon's dead,
Luna is giving me such a fright,
C'mon I'm tired can I go to bed?
(Jessica and Mia)
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! Still needs your help, Al-ex!
(Nash, Kyle, and Nall)
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! Ain't going nowhere, nor, are you.
(Alex again)
Lousy bunch of trait'rous jerks,
Want me to fry all night long.
Perhaps I'll see what lightning lurks,
When on my harp I play songs?
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! Re-mem-ber this song? huh?
Lu, uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu-na! If this won't work I quit, just, watch me!!!
(Nash starts banging a huge drum for the finish)
(Luna speaks)
Alex! You've come at last!
(Alex speaks)
Whoo hoo!
Ghaleon the Magic Emperor
by Miss Mia
Ghaleon the Magic Emperor... (Emperor)
Liked to sing ABBA medleys... (unfortunately)
And if you ever heard him... (heard him)
You would probably die screaming... (in agony)
All of the other Heroes... (Heroes)
Used to laugh and call him names... (like "Elf Boy")
They never let poor Ghaleon... (Ghaleon)
Attain a creditable fame... (they called him bald)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve...
Xenobia came to say...
"Ghaleon with your hair so white,
Won't you destroy Vane tonight?" ("Sure, why not...")
Then all the Viles loved him... (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee... ("WHOOPITA!")
Ghaleon the Magic Emperor... (Emperor)
You'll go down in history... (even more than Dyne!)
Oh Little Town of Vane
by Hollis
Oh little town of Vane
How high we see thee fly
Circling round the Goddess Tower
But soon you wi-ll die
For the Grindery is coming
It's got really big guns
A moving fortress coming fast
Weighing over for-ty tons
Now all your hopes and dreams
Will lie in Mia's hand
But if she fails then Vane is doomed
And triumphant Ghaleon will stand.
Ruby the Baby Red Dragon
by Tenko-chan
Ruby the Baby Red Dragon...
Had a very shiny bod...
And if you ever saw her...
You would even say she glows (Like Radiation!)
All the other adventurers made fun of her...
Used to laugh and call her names...
They never let poor Ruby
Join in any adventurer games...
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Hiro came to say...
"Ruby with your bod so bright...
Help me find me way tonight..."
All the other adventurers loved her...
All they did was shout with glee...
"Ruby the Baby Red Dragon...
You'll go down in history..." (Like Ghaleon!)
Luna Got Kidnapped By A Ghaleon
by Keily
Luna got a kidnapped by a Ghaleon
Walking home from our house Goddess eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Zophar,
But as for me and the other heroes, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much with Kyle,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her bow and arrows,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her the next mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were white hairs on the ground now,
And Alex was really pissed, so he went to get her back.
Luna got a kidnapped by a Ghaleon
Walking home from our house Goddess eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Zophar,
But as for me and the other heroes, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Alex,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there wearing her dress,
Pinning Ghaleon voo doo dolls, saying Ghaleon can "go to Hell"
It's not a festival without Luna.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep her wedding dress or send them back?
Luna got a kidnapped by a Ghaleon
Walking home from our house Goddess eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Zophar,
But as for me and the other heroes, we believe
Now Nash's on the table
With the bromide picture of Mia.
And a pretty white candle,
That would have matched the hair in Ghaleon's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never have let Dyne go to fight the Black Dragon,
If they want to avoid creating a man as loony as Ghaleon himself.
Luna got a kidnapped by a Ghaleon
Walking home from our house Goddess eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Zophar,
But as for me and the other heroes, we believe